we definitely don’t.

2002 was weird. Kelly Rowland texted her man via Microsoft excel and got mad because he didn't text back.

Painted this! I call it, “Romeo and Juliet”

Pretty sure Roger Stone is Judge Doom from Who Killed Roger Rabbit.

Duck this week

Yes you will

it aint much, but its honest work

My toddler picked out a “super cool hot dog card” for his favorite uncle.

Clever bathrooms at a restaurant that used to be a US Post Office.

Cause of death

Ahh a Man of Culture

Should have stuck with Times New Roman

Love me some Dick's. No homo

Damn go big or go home.

possibilities are endless

How to offend geeks with one picture

As smooth as my brain

I wouldn’t even mind them knocking on my door at 7am on Saturday.

Move on

i have tits give me your money

Move over Miley, and your Wrecking Ball...

this and radical islamists

If you don't have a fridge - use snow instead

Septic Service

pink lion

What absolute rebels

What could go wrong...

day 45 of drawing a grumpy animal every day. grumpy anteater

My grumpy three-month-old

Drincc

Crazy sore muscles but no bath tub? Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Your feelings are wrong.

I was rewatching slow-mo guys and I noticed something…

No clue if this has been posted before. But I love it.

Um, rude?!

I can’t eat them anymore.

Delicious

Battle of the titans

"muslim friend" yea right

Grrr... I despice the oublic

nice

Yet no one talks about Ozzy Osborne

Error 404: Drink not found

My 14yo son draws a new comic each night on his bedroom door whiteboard. This one was up this morning.

Always Remember: Your greatest enemy is yourself.

China's fuᴄked

I'm not sure how helpful this was, although I made myself laugh

Cool

True success.

We finally figured out what the spot on our dog's back looks like.

Death Row

Coffin Skate

floof

Someone at my GFs work out these up in the bathrooms

My 5 year old apparently let his brother draw tattoos all over him... oh and those circles on his right ribcage are abs I am told.

it is not about money, it is about sending a message

Goth girls are the best

Alabama by region

They are just trying to be nice

The first snow of the year is coming to Raleigh today. We usually handle it pretty well.

Sorry, he's out of stock

Pink Freud!

Hey you behind me! Have a great day!

Da *** is that thing?

It’s okay, I brought popcorn! Carry on with the show!

Coming 2021

Catch

the REAL face of DETERMINATION

Size matters

Amazing View

IS AIRPLANE MODE A JOKE TO YOU KAREN?

'I want to speak to your manager.'

An English lesson

munch

A Star Wars I'd like to watch

So...Yeah...This happened earlier today.

No discomfort, no expansion

words of TRUE power

The statistics are bad that you will survive this course.

There's so much truth in this

it's mere presence is haunting

Yours better not be gay

no!

:^)

Jigglypuff will take care of the sinner....

This rendition sums up my teachers at school

Did he got a Scooby snack though?

Sexy pussy

Neighbors Subtle Halloween Decor

yesterday i met your parents - what lovely gentlemen

We took this photo in the caves of Branson, MO over 2 years ago. We never noticed our unexpected guest untill now!

Nobody does it better.

Spotify algorithm trying to work my listening history.

Yeeehaw

Only in the US

Oh good, they take Dr. Pepper

C'mere little fishies

C'est la vie, say the old folk, it goes to show, you never can tell

Pour me another..

A community Pez dispenser