Going to the supermarket wish me luck

Only fair

This stockpiling toilet paper is getting out of hand.

*hides corpses under the commonwealth*

Anons know

I’m just posting this, because I need as many people as possible to see this absolute gem of a book I noticed at a store

my new hand sanitizer dispenser for my desk

The Scots know what's up

Boomers pulling one last trick on us

Every introvert right now

Hardcore Machinery

Happy Wednesday.

Plenty of water at my local Costco.

The hubris of mankind

I have none :)

pathetic

Same honestly

My brother offered my mom a sandwich, she said no and then I said “Well how rude, I want a sandwich!” He did not disappoint.

Always check

When ass is life

i second this vote it'd be the dream team

Them A's are just too sexy

This is a warning

weeeeee

it works on so many levels

Never tell your horse loving daughter that she was born in the Year of the Monkey

RGB is for pussies

Just found out some horses grow moustaches and I'm dying!

Taking a picture of my wife..then... Great Dane problems...

Anna, noooo

Won on a Scratch-It today, and immediately went to the Lottery Office.

COVID-19: Panic Buying

This doesn’t add up

this is why we need tiktok

4 second rule!

cograts dude you made it

Fish & Chips

Look how close the meteor came to taking out the visitor center!

Anti-electricity cartoon from 1900

Spot on

And hopefully dead soon

Gen X has middle child syndrome

“Leadership Training” presenter doesn’t understand how Venn diagrams work...

This is so true!!

They don’t make pandemics like they used to

Wish granted!

Thought I’d share my older sister’s lovely photoshoot

Day 6 and they still haven't noticed me.

stonks

Obstacle

I guess I'll die

This isn't even her final form!

Lately I've been having a craving for grilled cheese, then I noticed my calendar and it all made sense.

Stairway to bedroom

Need some of number three

If that #ugly*** pulled this off, there is hope for all of us

Help us

Gus Johnson didn't know what he started

S-Security!

confidence +10

hold on tight

Probably a repost,

But then again, roaches survive everything

Not mine but I thought it would fit here

Sorry is just not good enough

My dad keeps turtles. I started the training. Soon i'll have my own personal bodyguards!

Neil deDrax Tyson

The real reason I have to hoard toilet paper

kiddiefiddler

The doctor is ready!!!

I'm still upvoting Trumpy

*sweating intensifies*

Subtitles and Smilies really tie videos together

10am gin and tonic

This grocery store gets it!!

My German Shepherd's secret identity is BatDog

what is the fear of homes though?

Someone put this sticker on my police car today

Ah yes like clockwork

Jack Black is Me

Dogs are decent people

Oooh Wah Ah Ah Ah!

I asked my mom if she could get a picture of me mid-air jumping off a sand dune. She assured me she could. These are the two pics she got

Sorry almost did it again

Just plug the cord back in duh

Wait, it's gone limp again

Always

Thanks, I hate it.

credit

Tonight, we feast.

I scream but god does not hear me

I think I got COVID-19's fortune

Legends call it a photoshop.

Mr. Wang has had enough.

It's mostly air

:-)

Be sure to practice safe sex!

Oh the Tyranny....

In search of the perfect sock mate!

Mom! You've made a huge mistake!