Always put the blame other than on your fat self

yea boi

Corona Friendly.

Things that never happened for 400, Alex.

Joker evolution

Took kids to Children’s Museum. My five month old fell asleep before we got there but we didn’t let that stop her from having a BLAST

Lonelyman and his Pocky

poggers

When you see Kablaam on Fresh

chonker

Who else remembers these things ?

I hope he will be okay

#cancelled

Straps sold separately

imperial ***s

Wahaha [OC]

Please identify yourself

This is for you my quarantined friends

enemy intelligence

Yet another reason.

too bad my milk's fuϲkin HARD

my man

I think I'm dead

Finally. Free karma

The only appropriate action these days

Everyone chill out

We got a winner

whitebones graduation photo

Relatable

Had to make a little improvement to my office’s ‘wash your hands’ sign

Bananas also share DNA with dogs...

Italy too

That’s how you do it

If you need Toilet paper let me kmow

Meanwhile, at The Rat & Bat tavern

Great example of grabbing the opportunity but at what cost?

The cleaning supplies vs toilet paper aisles

I'll post non threatening things from now on for all you special snowflakes

there is no legitimate state of israel

No U contest illustrated

I'm going on an adventure

CEOs Of Hand Sanitizer Companies Right Now

The midwestern United States right now

14 days in isolation is nothing for Tom Hanks

Rudy Gobert for defensive player of the year? He shut down the whole league with one play.

"Sir, the e-girl has posted the DMs you sent her."

@epsteinisagamer

The new currency

day 65 of my irresponsible urge to draw a grumpy animal every single day

Living the monk life.

i'm gay now

Going to the supermarket wish me luck

Only fair

This stockpiling toilet paper is getting out of hand.

*hides corpses under the commonwealth*

Anons know

I’m just posting this, because I need as many people as possible to see this absolute gem of a book I noticed at a store

my new hand sanitizer dispenser for my desk

The Scots know what's up

Boomers pulling one last trick on us

Every introvert right now

Hardcore Machinery

Happy Wednesday.

Plenty of water at my local Costco.

The hubris of mankind

I have none :)

pathetic

Same honestly

My brother offered my mom a sandwich, she said no and then I said “Well how rude, I want a sandwich!” He did not disappoint.

Always check

When ass is life

i second this vote it'd be the dream team

Them A's are just too sexy

This is a warning

weeeeee

it works on so many levels

Never tell your horse loving daughter that she was born in the Year of the Monkey

RGB is for pussies

Just found out some horses grow moustaches and I'm dying!

Taking a picture of my wife..then... Great Dane problems...

Anna, noooo

Won on a Scratch-It today, and immediately went to the Lottery Office.

COVID-19: Panic Buying

This doesn’t add up

this is why we need tiktok

4 second rule!

cograts dude you made it

Fish & Chips

Look how close the meteor came to taking out the visitor center!

Anti-electricity cartoon from 1900

Spot on

And hopefully dead soon

Gen X has middle child syndrome

“Leadership Training” presenter doesn’t understand how Venn diagrams work...

This is so true!!

They don’t make pandemics like they used to

Wish granted!

Thought I’d share my older sister’s lovely photoshoot

Day 6 and they still haven't noticed me.

stonks