At my local grocery store...

Most expensive dress right now.

Career plans

before killin himself

Couldn’t help but think of this scene with everything that’s going on.

I had this installed two years ago. Who’s laughing now?

An American Horror Story - the 2020 season....

Aussie and Kiwi captains realizing their mistakes

it's piss. definitely piss.

Model train town is too much for one resident. We got a jumper!

Forget the veggies!

Because in a pandemic, everyone is honest about how they don’t actually believe any of Toms products work.

People right now..

A letter from my daughter

Another upstanding business in my dad's model train town...

Secret architect

This pet store names all of the fish they have for sale

More fun than...Found on Facebook

My dad is a model train hobbyist. The town he built for his trains has some interesting residents...

Behind the scenes photo of the 'Nyan Cat' taking a break.

This should totally work

beat

Tennis man take me by the hand

Oh, how the tables have turned

War TP

Oh yeah im Charmin clean

The world isn’t SO desperate that we need to start eating broccoli & kale “pizza crust”

BREAKING For the first time in 40 years, #Fridaythe13th has been cancelled amid growing health and safety concerns. Jason Voorhees was unavailable for comment after a brief but silent statement.

Fetish

Drink up my friends! I already a few in, so catch up!

Oh hell... I touched my face....

Had to ask...

Merci

This sub is going downhill.

They're not knows for their smarts

This is the end

This is definitely punny

I’m on my last roll

Saw this on the train today.. best baby cover thingy I saw yet especially with the corona virus scare

coooooooooooooooom

My girlfriend just told me "Come here! The toilets smoking!!"

I want to meet whoever owns this dog!

A decision was made here.....

Janet, I regret nothing!

Dwight got what he wanted...

How did we end up here...

Confirmation?

Now that's Branding

Safe Patrick vs. the Virus

Bois have it hard... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

He is always there

Magic Word

we're safe

Could I get a signature please?

Happy Friday the 13th - you trust your doggo?

Battle at CostCo. Around 2020 AD.

I've been training my whole life for this.

In case you run out of TP you might want to try the "Alabama bidet"

Real engineer

This tree frog bird I photoshopped.

haha windows are bulletproof

Hooray! Awwwww....

MAGA

Home at last...

They put me in charge of the recycling in my building

Well can’t wait for 9 months from now

Toilet paper companies right now

Mother in law gave me these stickers. Took them to work.

I have nothing to contribute

Clean And Shiny

Pornhub and NordVPN to the rescue

Corona nurse

Meat Grinder

Make sure to wash your hands

I'm gonna be rich!

wtr

spring/summer 2020 fashion

No wait I don't think I will

The heroes the world needs right now

At least you know now...

There are 2 types of people in the world.

Sorry if this was already posted, but I stumbled upon it and thought it was fitting.

Rip and tear through trash

Alex

Broke problems

sHapE dOEs ChANge tHe taStE

when in Rome

This guy was a visionary

finally, a way of serving our country we can all get behind

hell

The Local Chinese restaurant has a sense of humor

There is "art" of that.

Looks like it's time for some drama

That one white guy that lives in the roughest hood who is cool with all the gangbangers, skinheads and drug dealers

Live look at the USA right now

He is happy now

Time to finish the game people...

It's all comin together

you : alive

BFF!!!