I’m ready!

I found a new symptom, notify the CDC!

Oooo look, a penny

Take that!

Hhhm very strange isn't it ?

Insert sad title here

Public health: Avoiding crowds is the best way to prevent the spread of this virus. People terrified of the virus

Is that like a personal attack or something ?

On sand

It’s funnier because I make the rules

The ritual is now complete.

Heard we’re all supposed to wear masks at the airport. I don’t really know how this is gonna help but my skin feels great

Don't let coronavirus distract you from today's date

Figured out how it's spreading

It’s time to re-write the textbooks

Hang in there baby

Standard insertion

Tempting!

It’s happening!!

The CEO of Charmin right now:

Because of the virus and toilet paper he got ignored :(

The great shortage of 2020

She didn't really think that one through...

It’s all been leading to this

the real thing

Let's not forget Marshall for Pi day

I know Coronavirus is no joke, but this was too good to not share

A sauter les repas je suis habitué

working from home because of coronavirus

Petition to make this the official logo for 2O2O

Happy pi day

Where the soap crisis at?

Made in America meme

It's Tuesday my dudes

Jamie, pull that up

Today's Motivation

YOU’RE THE CHOSEN ONE TIMOTHY

lol @ cis

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Found on Etsy:

yes

Here we are now, entertain us

Muhahaha MUHhaha"

Watching my mother fight another mother for toilet paper

a most succulent fluid

At my local grocery store...

Most expensive dress right now.

Career plans

before killin himself

Couldn’t help but think of this scene with everything that’s going on.

I had this installed two years ago. Who’s laughing now?

An American Horror Story - the 2020 season....

Aussie and Kiwi captains realizing their mistakes

it's piss. definitely piss.

Model train town is too much for one resident. We got a jumper!

Forget the veggies!

Because in a pandemic, everyone is honest about how they don’t actually believe any of Toms products work.

People right now..

A letter from my daughter

Another upstanding business in my dad's model train town...

Secret architect

This pet store names all of the fish they have for sale

More fun than...Found on Facebook

My dad is a model train hobbyist. The town he built for his trains has some interesting residents...

Behind the scenes photo of the 'Nyan Cat' taking a break.

This should totally work

beat

Tennis man take me by the hand

Oh, how the tables have turned

War TP

Oh yeah im Charmin clean

The world isn’t SO desperate that we need to start eating broccoli & kale “pizza crust”

BREAKING For the first time in 40 years, #Fridaythe13th has been cancelled amid growing health and safety concerns. Jason Voorhees was unavailable for comment after a brief but silent statement.

Fetish

Drink up my friends! I already a few in, so catch up!

Oh hell... I touched my face....

Had to ask...

Merci

This sub is going downhill.

They're not knows for their smarts

This is the end

This is definitely punny

I’m on my last roll

Saw this on the train today.. best baby cover thingy I saw yet especially with the corona virus scare

coooooooooooooooom

My girlfriend just told me "Come here! The toilets smoking!!"

I want to meet whoever owns this dog!

A decision was made here.....

Janet, I regret nothing!

Dwight got what he wanted...

How did we end up here...

Confirmation?

Now that's Branding

Safe Patrick vs. the Virus

Bois have it hard... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

He is always there

Magic Word

we're safe

Could I get a signature please?

Happy Friday the 13th - you trust your doggo?