Nephew has his birthday today. His mom didn't disappoint.

My mom started coughing and my dad isn't playing

My last gift to HL before I go back into my slumber

My six year old looked at me all serious and said "mom, can I Lion King the baby?". This is what ensued.

coffee

huh

GOOD

He had this all planned out

Seems like a pretty safe spot to park

Its in the genes you see

press a to interact

thith

Cooler guide

like we got 10 years

My local theater has a sense of humor

Fling deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.

Where is greasy food is taken more seriously than science?

For those of you who are totally off schedule this is just a reminder that it’s currently Thursday...carry on

Good

40%

Pizza place in my town is known for being stoners, this was their sign today.

Nice dress you have there

This isn't how pie charts work...

Day 23 of quarantine - seeing what household appliances look like in different positions...

Are we cool?

I was there when I stole it

Undo

My birthday was yesterday but I'm also under quarantine. Decided to throw a birthday party for myself, with myself.

yaaaay

Britain Right Now

Glad I'm not essential

Remember when you could go outside on a wednesday my dudes?

"8/10"

Brennan Huff tellin it how it is

This guy put a wig on his dog to scare his neighbors

This week has been one hell of a year

Prepared so the kids don’t fight

feet niggas rise up

Blue

Cry in Dlc

oww

These food shortages are getting crazy

Plans for 2020

Chalk art done right

There will be coughing

Gonna be a Doctor one day

I have a bad back

Man With Mask

We hongry

Two police cars managed to crash into each other in the currently empty streets of Milan

Sit ups vs squats

mulattoes

reserved

My travel plans for the next few weeks!

It should take 20 seconds.

Shout out to all the folks in IT who are low key being heroes behind the scenes to make sure hospitals, emergency services, unemployment websites, & porn archives all stay up & running.

I modified an old Superman comic to make his heroism a bit more contemporary

Anon finally makes sense of it

amalgam

Keep it polished!

And the lie detector says....

Summing up the first quarter of 2020.

How to get your kids to stay at home during the lock down.

Humpf

necroposting is still posting

sing the pain away

Chugging the World

The new and improved weather forecasting system

Every introverts dream come true

Everyone doing their part

This is even more obvious during the quarantine...

Akkürat

movie magic

Bloody Legend

Protect him

Their hero name would be Cute Jackman

Live in a thin walled condo. My neighbors doing renovations while I am just trying to sleep through lockdown.

forever

pathetic

may I offer you advise in this trying times?

Hearing about all the people not taking COVID-19 seriously always makes me think of this scene.

3rd Reich skills

VonBaronPosting

Cropped

Vampire

Essential coming through here

Week two of lockdown...how’s your tiny house now MF?!

That’s what I call PROFIT

Not cursed enough probably belongs here

Just A Chill Thing

Only 90s kids will remember this Coronavirus toy.

Might be on to something...

My “Kiss me I’m Irish” cookie didn’t turn out as well as I would have liked

making room for a starter..

Cellular carriers should use the outbreak map to install more towers in heavily populated areas

Good to know it’s backed by a credible source.

My professor figured out how to add a custom background in Zoom

I'll allow it.

grand prize

Grandma, keeping it real in these dark times.