What in the world

When the girl sees you naked for the first time

It's a good thing I don't have this power

Our town mall before and after the lockdown.

BIG like you've NEVER seen before

I also choose Will Smith's house

That sweet sweet inkwater

*** Printer

Prove HL is full of freaks

My parents wanted to see my brother for his 32nd birthday. This is what he saw when he looked out his window. What a strange time.

Presidential.

Puns cause me physical pain

Y'all are Savage for this one

"I am sorry neckbeards, only I can drown in pussy" - Tom89

Day 12 of quarantine:

When we get pulled over during Covid-19

USA! USA! USA! USA!

6 feet

The second my state legalized weed

Trump

JoMama's Bizarre Adventure

Close

Pretty early to be that confident.

Car no do that.

My sister put a level on her head, and said "it helps me think straight"

Walking a pet is a valid reason to step out.

The danger of bending over in front of a large cat

I'm not ok

My 30th birthday had a surprising turn out all things considered

shorts

My sister sent me a picture of my newborn niece for my birthday, since I haven't been able to meet her yet!

How much is rent again? Like $10?

Enough is enough with this virus! We need proper action right now!

Improvised whiteboard

There's nothing wrong..

Modeled my quarantine daily schedule after one of the greats.

Woaw

Karens and toilet paper

Toast time

Got so bored that I decided to solve a upside down puzzle

My parents are the farm parents

CANNONBALLLLL

Just a friendly reminder that today is actually Friday...carry on

I was ahead of the curve

Bout to do something I'm not proud of.

The duo makes a comeback!

Relatable

Stay at home, people

         

My cat’s energy right now

hoard

This calms me down

you are in its shadow, after all

huh

Shitter indeed

Koopa Troopa

Why did Kermit fall from the roof?

He’s positive he’s negative

their kids: sweet n sour nigge*s

John wick ...

Looks like the final resting place of Clifford the big red dog

Carrrrrl and COVID-19

Welp

Credit to santhumb on fb

Social Distancing Champ since January 25, 2004

So, I’m in debt cause of my coffee addiction...

You can't convince me they didn't title this article like this on purpose...

No time to explain, get on the moose.

LOOOOOOL

Hehe

Murica first

Who remembers reading Kafka?

She's doing great at the half way point of her reign

Captain’s Log

worf

Stuck in alone in quarantine for my birthday. Family thinks they're funny and sent me party supplies.

He knew all along!

While the Rest of the World Waits at Home Under Lock Down, These Brave Men Fight the Virus on the Front Line. These Heroes Are Called... the Essentials.

Presidential.

Social distancing champion 2020

That's enough!

Our country has been in movement control order. This is 10days into the lockdown.

Fearless Guardian

Tulsa liquor store ain’t playin no games.

Time are tough, but not that tough

I cannot make this up! I miss them so much!

My wife dressed up for her birthday during lockdown. This is the result of watching The Tiger King, boredom and a lot of whiskey.

I need to get out. My snake ready for our fancy dinner tonight.

Black belt!

my Dad’s creative Craigslist post

Ostrich Wood

I’ll just leave this here .

Isolated donuts

Now with three lenses!

Social distancing pickup lines

horny bubbling noises

We are all Sheldon now

My daughter blowing through her inheritance like it grows on trees.

What, you've never heard of it?

Half Life Alyx is looking pretty good