Koopa Troopa

Why did Kermit fall from the roof?

He’s positive he’s negative

their kids: sweet n sour nigge*s

John wick ...

Looks like the final resting place of Clifford the big red dog

Carrrrrl and COVID-19

Welp

Credit to santhumb on fb

Social Distancing Champ since January 25, 2004

So, I’m in debt cause of my coffee addiction...

You can't convince me they didn't title this article like this on purpose...

No time to explain, get on the moose.

LOOOOOOL

Hehe

Murica first

Who remembers reading Kafka?

She's doing great at the half way point of her reign

Captain’s Log

worf

Stuck in alone in quarantine for my birthday. Family thinks they're funny and sent me party supplies.

He knew all along!

While the Rest of the World Waits at Home Under Lock Down, These Brave Men Fight the Virus on the Front Line. These Heroes Are Called... the Essentials.

Presidential.

Social distancing champion 2020

That's enough!

Our country has been in movement control order. This is 10days into the lockdown.

Fearless Guardian

Tulsa liquor store ain’t playin no games.

Time are tough, but not that tough

I cannot make this up! I miss them so much!

My wife dressed up for her birthday during lockdown. This is the result of watching The Tiger King, boredom and a lot of whiskey.

I need to get out. My snake ready for our fancy dinner tonight.

Black belt!

my Dad’s creative Craigslist post

Ostrich Wood

I’ll just leave this here .

Isolated donuts

Now with three lenses!

Social distancing pickup lines

horny bubbling noises

We are all Sheldon now

My daughter blowing through her inheritance like it grows on trees.

What, you've never heard of it?

Half Life Alyx is looking pretty good

Relatable

Long Distance Learning according to an 8 year old

Day 4 of homeschooling and Bruce is ready for the heathens to go back to school

That poison?

⧫︎□︎□︎ ●︎♋︎⧫︎♏︎ (March Meme Revival)

Moleman has needs

Just found this.....

Back of a Banksy book

Day 17 of Quarantine, That Lamp Lookin Phat

Relatable

the horror

f*cking Ancaps

Ask and you shall receive

Blonth

Putting mr. Bean faces on characters is always huilarious

Archiving the Chain since nobody else did (bonus meme in comments)

Clean Up Time!

No way around it

superior

Now that's just rude

Nephew has his birthday today. His mom didn't disappoint.

My mom started coughing and my dad isn't playing

My last gift to HL before I go back into my slumber

My six year old looked at me all serious and said "mom, can I Lion King the baby?". This is what ensued.

coffee

huh

GOOD

He had this all planned out

Seems like a pretty safe spot to park

Its in the genes you see

press a to interact

thith

Cooler guide

like we got 10 years

My local theater has a sense of humor

Fling deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.

Where is greasy food is taken more seriously than science?

For those of you who are totally off schedule this is just a reminder that it’s currently Thursday...carry on

Good

40%

Pizza place in my town is known for being stoners, this was their sign today.

Nice dress you have there

This isn't how pie charts work...

Day 23 of quarantine - seeing what household appliances look like in different positions...

Are we cool?

I was there when I stole it

Undo

My birthday was yesterday but I'm also under quarantine. Decided to throw a birthday party for myself, with myself.

yaaaay

Britain Right Now

Glad I'm not essential

Remember when you could go outside on a wednesday my dudes?

"8/10"

Brennan Huff tellin it how it is

This guy put a wig on his dog to scare his neighbors