It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
751,916 Poster of the Year
Now that's just rude
Nephew has his birthday today. His mom didn't disappoint.
My mom started coughing and my dad isn't playing
My last gift to HL before I go back into my slumber
My six year old looked at me all serious and said "mom, can I Lion King the baby?". This is what ensued.
He had this all planned out
Seems like a pretty safe spot to park
Its in the genes you see
press a to interact
like we got 10 years
My local theater has a sense of humor
Fling deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.
Where is greasy food is taken more seriously than science?
For those of you who are totally off schedule this is just a reminder that it’s currently Thursday...carry on
Pizza place in my town is known for being stoners, this was their sign today.
Well, guess I'll starve
Nice dress you have there
This isn't how pie charts work...
I won, but at what cost?
Day 23 of quarantine - seeing what household appliances look like in different positions...
Are we cool?
I was there when I stole it
My birthday was yesterday but I'm also under quarantine. Decided to throw a birthday party for myself, with myself.
Britain Right Now
Glad I'm not essential
Remember when you could go outside on a wednesday my dudes?
Brennan Huff tellin it how it is
This guy put a wig on his dog to scare his neighbors
This week has been one hell of a year
Prepared so the kids don’t fight
feet niggas rise up
Cry in Dlc
The people have spoken
These food shortages are getting crazy
Plans for 2020
Chalk art done right
There will be coughing
Gonna be a Doctor one day
I have a bad back
Man With Mask
Two police cars managed to crash into each other in the currently empty streets of Milan
Sit ups vs squats
My travel plans for the next few weeks!
It should take 20 seconds.
Shit's about to get real
Shout out to all the folks in IT who are low key being heroes behind the scenes to make sure hospitals, emergency services, unemployment websites, & porn archives all stay up & running.
I modified an old Superman comic to make his heroism a bit more contemporary
Anon finally makes sense of it
Sure, why not?
Keep it polished!
And the lie detector says....
Summing up the first quarter of 2020.
How to get your kids to stay at home during the lock down.
necroposting is still posting
sing the pain away
Chugging the World
The new and improved weather forecasting system
Every introverts dream come true
Everyone doing their part
This is even more obvious during the quarantine...
Their hero name would be Cute Jackman
Live in a thin walled condo. My neighbors doing renovations while I am just trying to sleep through lockdown.
may I offer you advise in this trying times?
Hearing about all the people not taking COVID-19 seriously always makes me think of this scene.
3rd Reich skills