sliding into dms 101

yikes

Yes, you are

Working up to buying a snake.

Bartok knew..

Not relatable anymore

The world rn

The joys of working from home.

Seriously, who goes to a wedding in shorts? Totally disrespectful.

fun fact: 2020 has less episodes because it's the final season

I saw this on Facebook and was like man this is so accurate

I’m so old, Smithers once was a black dude....

Grabbed an old shirt for my day off before reading it again. I'm an ICU doctor.

How hedgehogs are made!

Mom's watching Sixth Sense. I rush the kitchen and leave. Waiting for a call...

Finished product of my toilet paper roll Joe Exotic doll. Took about 20 mins. Going To do Carole next.

Dogs vs. Cats

Pretty simple

RIP Tiger King

home alone 5: going the social distance

With Spring melting the snowdrifts, you can come across some crazy wildlife, like this two-headed snake

Today decided to dust off a tablet I once bought and never used and try my hands in making comics. Hope you enjoy my first try.

This is how I keep up with my calendar now.

He followed shelter in place before it was cool!

They're becoming way too much powerful

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I would

Quarantine Day 26

*walks back and gets consumed*

Happens even here from time to time

Oof

Flowers and a note sent by a 2nd grader to his Teacher in Cypress, TX

BEWARE!!

Right about now

Ts and Ps

My Mom just came over to drop off a care package ... I’m 40 and she hid this inside lol

I had pizza delivered, I set it down on my patio table for one minute and came back to this.

I'm pro death

The Sacred Text

Goose is yelling to his friend about what bullshit it is to have to move during a pandemic.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

His teeth practice social distancing

country women make do

Safty

My dad is a cartoonist for fun, but never shares his work because he isn’t up with technology. Thought I’d share his latest one that only my mom and I have seen

Told my wife I'd work on some home improvement projects during quarantine

I prototype unnecessary product ideas, these are the Transpri-Pockets, always have the full picture at what your pockets are packin’.

How are you keeping sane during quarantine?

6ft now and forever

How the T. rex really went extinct.

Kemist

And it infects millions!

Chinese corona "healing" chambers be like

Well boys, we are winning

I do have a grill and barbeque sauce....

COVID drip.

Birds and the bees

Local strip club is finally clothed.

Took me all afternoon but I regret nothing!

Fossilized warning from Dad, the T-REX.

Skipping class

Rip in f

Only 2010s kids will remember this

Yes

wholesome

kek lifestyle

We are the virus

Teach me your dark powers or else!

Kiss me through the phone, homie </3

Logical

Cowabummer

We live in the best possible timeline

Finally some useful statistics

At least he didn't fúck a chimpanzee

Dude, are you frickin serious?

The anticipation is what keeps me going

My three best friends decided to throw me a surprise birthday party during the quarantine. Thank you Penny, Chip, and Used Napkin!

Covidiot - as seen in Edinburgh

Meet Frank. He comes each day, checks in and watches the morning news. My dachshund considers him a friend now, doesn't even bark anymore.

Shirt found in a shop in Tokyo

Ffs

I'm waiting for the tits

The pinnacle of the US Healthcare system. This will cost you 65536 dollars

very relatable

Or maybe it's a suicide attempt

Say your prayers and eat your vitamins

Half funny

Day 15 of no daycare and working from home. #HealthcareWorker’sPartner

I was always a fan of fine art.

They know because they've seen

Prepare for condom shortage

True

Ffs Susan!

Keith Richards is also alive btw

jail the lolicons

Ya get what ya deserve!

OH NO

This pandemic with its panic buying, Bondi beach parties, and insta-idiots licking toilet seats and supermarket shelves is giving weight to this theory

An amazing way to keep your children occupied during these times...I present to you Rock Cleaning!

I've been called worse.