My local brewery is on to something.

Smort

Uh oh

Calling in the reserves for the month April

this has rendered me split in half, my heart, my soul

My assignment is due tomorrow

Shelter-in-place coping levels measured in cartoon bears

The 90's

Zoom meeting reality

CVS Receipt = Social Distancing Ruler

Showing off my new bae

Covid tip #34

Our social distancing future

Received notice at work :)

Don’t cheat or else you might end up growing a tail

A little PSA during these times....

YOU ARE NOT ALONE...

Grrryffindor!!

This person has been walking their dog the past few days in our neighborhood. Either he’s out of masks or he is just trying to give people a good laugh.

That's racist!

Quarantine Day 18

Morning stretches!

Potato, potahto

Quarantine Day 22: Getting my chicken ready for her date.

A Tale of two warriors

Best Birthday ever ❤❤❤

As if you had a GF

It's good to be the King.

Apparently one of them turned on the new Roomba while I was sleeping upstairs. I opened the door to see this crew all hiding from the noise.

I'm good at physics but evil

Yes, prettyamalous

This thicc banana

I hadn’t seen this one yet

Epic joke

It only feels like drowning because that is definitely what is happening...

My wife sent me the picture on the left. I sent pack the picture on the right

Just rewatched Happy Gilmore.

Satan looking at God’s plan for 2020

I don't know this feeling

Ummm, yes?

QUICKLY!

How to work remotely...

I designed a mug that perfectly matches my working from home productivity

He applies for a job in a bank later

Carry a jackass you know on your back today!

Capitalism.gif

Sure

Zoom CEO

exercise? i thought you said mass genocide

God right now

And, no one suspected a thing.

its coming

Dangit Joey!

Preaching

-walks across stage-

Welp

Just bringing back an old template

#notall (thanks red circle)

myes

same

It can

Made this for fun. Do your part!

Social distancing makes the opening of the Nightingale hospital look like an album cover.

I just had my big outing for the week.

The most invigorating hand sanitiser I've ever used

Do you know how fast i am?

THERE WAS ENOUGH SPACE!

I wanted t(o c)ommemorate this event

Relatable

And they called him a madlad

Brrr

tragic

But those gas prices, Doc

Don't mess with German ships

No touching. Maintain social distance.

Relatable

just be yourself bro

Cheese is a product of microbiological activity

clickbait cat

Díck

It... Never... Ends...

NASA

China trying to hide its corona cases from the rest of the world

Such a Predictable Path for So Many Child Stars. When Are We Going to Learn?

keep your head up king

nice

Quarantune Day 8

Even protects the eyes.

Yes, Amusing

Simpson’s did it

king of kings

In the jungle, the mighty jungle The simp lord sleeps tonight

Mom no

I like blue power ranger

Piss-off

The tomato warriors, choose wisely

How to cosplay a peach tree

It be that way

At least it's not make a wish

My GF wallpaper and mine !