Decorative wine bottle holder, banana for scale
From the mind of a child comes my life philosophy
Yarr being keeping folks out for Ya
We are the Earth's head lice
I think I have a secret admirer. They left a flour on my car this morning.
Teachers during CovidTimes
M O O D
I can show you some trash.
Give cash instead
Hey mom, whats there?
Nice try death, I'm not falling for that one
mah nigga
Monthly Python
Found in my hometown. ESSENTIAL MY ASS
Serious question: I've had this sticker on my car for 6 or 7 months. Is this on poor taste these days or is it funnier than ever? Should I remove it?
The Fourth Horseman has arrived.
Everything about this bar in Rome was epic
The perfect face mask doesn't exi...
Bought ourselves some peace and quiet for $3. Last one standing with a dollar still on the wall wins the money.
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like. Here’s Richard from today, who liked to interrupt his wife to answer every question I asked.
"Why, God, why?"
Kiwisowkis
yes
What little control I had left
Pennywise out here testing me
sad pigeon
Succ a dik for a paid sick week
accurate
Fiancé is a mailman and found this on his route
Justice was served today
Up to here!!
Sheeit
One man, one bat, one extremely infectious disease.
This is how my daughter's Paw Patrol book ends.
dad stahp
No kids...
Beaver Fever
Sauron is a landlord and the Nazguls are cops
I made myself a sticker
who said happy endings don't exist
This dog looks like Steve Carell
Think the neighbours had enough?
Trivia
Straight from the mind of my 10 year old niece with their new kitten. All we did was click the mouse here and there. What do ya’s think?
Back to formula
Quarantine isn't stopping anyone for working.
Firewall
THOT DETECTED
Let it pour from heaven, that hot dark rain, bathe me in red, I will drink the wine of their sacrifice!
Truth is
A modern day Picasso.
Cruisin' down the street in my six-fo'
It's like watching a Fun Run every day
Jealous Queen
DAS RITE!
This joke holds up!
sad
2020 edition
come on man don't do me like that
All the new quarantine bakers in a few weeks
DO NOT DRIVE THIS VEHICLE
In other words
Well if that isn't the truth!
If you only know what I am talking about
Potato Tomato
Days worth of dirty diapers for whoever keeps stealing packages off our porch
Sometimes you just forget...
Pick it up and take it home
yes
I Mustache You For Validation
Peripatetic
What a bunch of ***s.
I love tech
Must have gotten hold of cookies
I giggled more than I ought to.
oh my
Sunny Comeback
you dare insult a queen?
Spent my whole life preparing for quarantine.
Oh no
this was day 91 of my journey drawing a grumpy animal every single day. Grumpy Sperm Whale
for all you smoll pp bois out there
The power of the ring
Why did he add more chins
Today my father's birthday present arrived. For his cancelled holiday. He couldn't resist blowing it up!
It’s gotten real
::
Took a selfie with a sloth and we looked too much alike.
Announcing new meta
Gerechtigkeit
A local NYC business trying to one-up their next door neighbor
I ain't your friend, pal
He is a man of focus
what
Flowers can have Fun too
kawaii
Ladies and Gentleman, I present Atlanta street art.
He stands corrected.
Yeah like I could get a girlfriend
Yearbook: "Not Enough that I Should Succeed..."