My foreman makes personalized to do lists for us. Here’s mine.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Happy Earth day everyone

hue hue

This dress

Random Slov Event

night owl energy

I have spoken.

Time to reinstall Civ VI

Celebration

Socal distancing

stalem8

sick of being home?

Please maintain the distance !!

title

wait what

Unionize.

lol idiot

Oil prices: *drop*. Hugelol:

✔️✔️

reach

Baby dinosaurs... Wait

Tom Holland: DAD act normal, Emma Watson is coming

aplause

Spain will allow children to leave the house... to go to the supermarket.

Food doesn't taste good enough, let's eat poison

dance

Going under the bridge...

sigh

ded

I got tired of seeing the same things in my online staff meetings, so I made a game out of it

new footage leaked

bootleg meme

Four

So quick to judge...

it was almost a rule

An honest fortune cookie

would make a nice mantelpiece

My daughter at 5 months years old vs Chris Farley at 31 years old.

Choose your ideology

My rendition of my favorite picture.

Was watching The Golden Girls and saw a naughty baking pan in the background. Must be Blanche’s.

The duck of doom...

grab the popcorn

Good ol' Grandma

Draw me like one of your French kittens

Josh, go to the supermarket for me, but don't forget to put "The Mask" on.

My girlfriend said she wants this dog..

I do think it makes it taste better

What did you do over Quarantine? Oh, me? I opened my pantry and lived for the first time.

Don't smile please

Friend sent me this one today.

Who wants huggies??

Typo this morning from The Tennessean newspaper.

Yep......

Meet the Fibonacci bear

oh my

The moment you realize you married a psychopath

Zoom call timeline

Great value for travelers

They're the same guys though

conspire

Thanks for reminding me to unsubscribe

I mean

Donkey.

he said it not me

A little bit from the cultural program...

Relatable

new toy

I feel like he did this ironically.

People had wild imaginations back then

Relatable

Thats one way to keep the 2 meter distance

Anon and microwave time

plans after shrek 5

turn

In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came...

Toxicity

Tom... NO!

THE LAW

Life in Lockdown

Omg why is this true

My new LinkedIn profile picture.

My little sister knocked on my door and I came out to this

Oh, thats the problem

That's because we live in a society

No bubble tea in quarantine? Improvise

title

Little dog is wary of his new friend

RIP

Based Lord

Holding the mask

literally this

Aren’t we all

Class of 2020 official graduation tees

mctrump it hasn't been 6 months but it got me:

Kill kill kill lol

No corn starch in the grocery stores, so my friend said no problem, she'd leave me some on her porch.

What happened?

We already do this. No need to enforce it