Thyme Machine

*happy music in the background*

Exposed

Venus Trap

Glorious American soda, processed 1000 times

'Rona Part 2

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Ah crap..

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my local superstore has had enough

Well... this happened

play time

Weed lasagna

I keep reading this and still confused

The US right now

Due to less pollution... OMG

Dez-post

My dad said he found some cute baby pictures of me and handed me these

This made me giggle for an unreasonably long time

4 Nikio

the best reference to explain my chats

Homaan . Help !

Stay safe folks

Don't know the artist

Instagram model

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Lockdown week 5. The herbs are no longer mixed.

How do I upload?

chad

hmmmmmmm

Yo hold up

I forgot to remember forgetting

Eye of the beholder

Three weeks after buying the animal-proof garbage can, the uprising begins...

power

The king has come

Someone let me post this

My girlfriend and a group of her friends decided to order a $150 rug as a birthday gift for a friend. The rug arrived today, and it seems no one bothered to check the size...

Love a good pause moment

I'm sorry about this

The wife sent me this one today. I have to admit, it made me chuckle.

I bought a new chair.

Poop off

***ed up but true

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Trying to lure my wife to come hang out.

There are no words..

ooooow

we all know that's the reason

oil prices tryingto go up

Sorry, something came up

iCuccckz [OC]

A sure sign you have been taking this stay at home thing seriously.

this is so sad

same

At first glance I was excited a woman and her mythical creature husband were selling a home in my neighborhood.

a true mastermind

flextape

coronavirus goes hmp mph mhmmhp

stop posting crossaints. this is a threat.

He actually did what she asked

My friend made this last year and didn't think it would come true this soon

It is time once more, arise lurkers, arise

Happy Earth Day Everyone!

Adjusting a pillow

This cat looks like he just told his favorite joke and he's so proud of himself

based

Meanwhile in Mexico..

Relatable

Saw two kids trying to buy beer earlier...

to be continued

I bring you greetings from the planet of Lost and Found

Is it re? Nah, it will be fine.

Who would've thought...

You matter to somebody, even if that somebody is you

All dogs go to heaven. Clearly they come from there too

F to pay your respects

lonely during COVID-19?

Just missing the iPhone and the extra 20lbs.

Banning elective surgeries might be ok sometimes...

Covid is killing the fried chicken industry

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That is a fact.

ZA WARUDO

Who u gonna call

To all the leftists here

can't wait

Ricardo's back on the menu boys

My foreman makes personalized to do lists for us. Here’s mine.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Happy Earth day everyone

hue hue

This dress

Random Slov Event

night owl energy

I have spoken.

Time to reinstall Civ VI

Celebration

Socal distancing

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