#cute/funny
The secret to a long lasting relationship
Honestly, I would go for the whiskey
Press F
He still has friends is a surprise
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My secret recipe for banana cream pie
Lmao gottem
Never disagree with squidward
Lightsaber sounds
Whoopie Cordberg
it works!
My toaster waits until I blink..
The poise, the POWER
omw
Italian thugs: "Call me by my street name"
ThrowBack To When A Scammer Tricked A Bank Into Buying An Airport That Dint Exist For 242 Million!
Better to not answer :D
This sticker I found outside of my school earlier this year
That’s because they have The Dome
I really don't want to know what else is in the box
He has a question
linear turn tits is my favourite channel
impressed for sure
The cruelest prank.
Combined, we are the strongest forces
Uh Oh
ways to teel your kids no without saying no
Singularis Porcus
The walk was not fulfilled, now thou shall drown in piss.
Oh no why...
Local sheriff department has a good sence of humor
Nuts are taxed at 12%
He must workout.
Hugelol I don't feel so good
This don’t drink and drive warning
My dad has a phone handset that plugs in to his iPhone
This is our hood...
Man finds his doppelganger in a rather unfortunate way.
you used to be cool
I'm gonna COOD
Coronavirus observed under a microscope for the first time, colorised,
scented quarantine candles
The attention to detail
New strip club at the mall
Arrr matey!
it means you have to practise more, WEAKLING
Architecture Porn
Adapt and overcome.
BRAIN bigger than yours TITS bigger than yours
We named her "Let me speak to the manager"
My first blind date. If this doesn’t work out nothing will.
I heard you weren't carrying estus flasks irl
My mom always did
Nice party dude
Yes dad we know...
do you?
My uncle was left in charge of me for one day, so he took me to a UGA game and passed me around to a bunch of college kids to spike my hair.
You cannot hide from me
My dad decided to recreate my maternity shoot
this seriously got out of hand
At first I thought the dog wrote the note and his name was Troy and he was a smug-looking new neighbor who was somehow in fourth grade too and who had just walked right into this person's house lol
It's the thrill of the fight
And That, Kids, Is How I Met Your Mother
It’s a glitch in Skyrim
who?
Please buy them
uwu
Press F for this man
better than Fox knife
The delivery note got put inside the card instead of a birthday message
hey there son
Netflix photoshopped a pencil into BRIANS hand instead of the Zoot. IM DYING
After lock down
Driving while soy
He just loves car rides.
ridin' with Biden
Refund Genie
I legitimately have the worst handwriting you've ever seen
A heard of dogs have appeared
For the flat earthers out there
She Zerg Rush my heart
Walked in and thought the TV got smashed, wife just paused on the Netflix intro.
Asked my dad for a blank CD, showed me this saying “I’ve got a clear one”.
Four
Leave extra dipping sauce packets, too, because she has pockets
Asked for a full glass, she delivered.
That kid is good
I subscribe to the zombie cat theory
Follow up to the core memory meme
Short run :D
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Step by step push-up tutorial
perscribes cocaine for headache*
it's a sacrifice i am willing to make to server Greta Thunberg
Spotify day
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Rebuilt my house with my quarantine downtime
No quarter for the wicked
bobs