USSR anthem intensifies

Will Ferrell's advice to my father in his junior high yearbook. They went to school together.

My girlfriend, Bonnie, is convinced she was the inspiration for the Toy Story character. Here's a picture of her from 30 years ago

Nice *** bro

big biznis

I dont remeber this on the crafting guide.

Hey at least they don't sound like Barry White, then again that might have gone full circle though.

Good old DnD

They added silly eyes to the bushes now.

1000 comments, 1000 little mistakes.

Yes officer, I am legal. Here's my ID.

Saw this sign in Carson City just outside of Reno

Each week a different guy's mom will pick us up

Living off the grid first harvest, planted my tomato plant on the first day of lockdown.

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Smallest things in the world

Economically Lazy

The next generation of Pokémons

Dogeo and Dogiet

That scene though:/

My GF ordered some ankle weights for running and somehow got sent this instead...trying to convince her to just go out running with the hammer

"It'll be different this time"

top sleeping positions

Unexpected

Ah, a classic

Best promising review ever

Would you mind?? :D

That's why it's called cup size

　

This is deep ngl.

Perspective is always important.

Serotonin is easy to dispense

Too early for me too

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"journos"

The baby didn't stood a chance

Found out my kid had this on his school classroom wall all year.

dicks out

What doctor would know better than him

doc

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Art Supplies

der coomer

this is so sad

Finally some signs of spring today in Øksfjord, Norway. The cars are beginning to show up again.

Cookie monster wants more than cookies

Every smoker out there " I'm going to ignore that "

#point

I made my diffuser into snoop dogg.

Trickle

Just say it !

The three stages of anal as told by this tree

A coworker of mine always had one of these in his wallet just in case.

#cute/funny

The secret to a long lasting relationship

Honestly, I would go for the whiskey

Press F

He still has friends is a surprise

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My secret recipe for banana cream pie

Lmao gottem

Never disagree with squidward

Lightsaber sounds

Whoopie Cordberg

it works!

My toaster waits until I blink..

The poise, the POWER

omw

Italian thugs: "Call me by my street name"

ThrowBack To When A Scammer Tricked A Bank Into Buying An Airport That Dint Exist For 242 Million!

Better to not answer :D

This sticker I found outside of my school earlier this year

That’s because they have The Dome

I really don't want to know what else is in the box

He has a question

linear turn tits is my favourite channel

impressed for sure

The cruelest prank.

Combined, we are the strongest forces

Uh Oh

ways to teel your kids no without saying no

Singularis Porcus

The walk was not fulfilled, now thou shall drown in piss.

Oh no why...

Local sheriff department has a good sence of humor

Nuts are taxed at 12%

He must workout.

Hugelol I don't feel so good

This don’t drink and drive warning

My dad has a phone handset that plugs in to his iPhone

This is our hood...

Man finds his doppelganger in a rather unfortunate way.

you used to be cool

I'm gonna COOD

Coronavirus observed under a microscope for the first time, colorised,

scented quarantine candles

The attention to detail

New strip club at the mall

Arrr matey!

it means you have to practise more, WEAKLING