mbs (o)r(c)hestrated khashoggi's

I was blessed

When late nite was your only friend.

we live in a colony

2020 presidential debate [OC]

My dad has carried this card in his wallet for 40 years

Incoming transmission

Now: we use safe and non-lethal traps 17th century:

Actually really sad :(

Goldifangs

Four

My boyfriend is taking care of my cat for me. I asked how it was going and he sent me this.

They can't keep getting away with it

Their planning skills are always successful.

Stay sane in these trying times

Tink tink

Hey King, you are worth it.

If anti-maskers existed during WWII

The real horror is burning out your retinas

Life is full of confusion

Goodnight

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Nothing wrong just keep smiling for the camera :)

What a memorable moment

i'm not creative with titles

Chemical UwU

Dwayne "the Brock" Johnson

jourmnalism

Worst Christmas ever

My sister was fighting with our parents and she sends me this.

A guy bought this watermelon from a vendor while the train made a quick stop. He had to hold it like this because it didn't fit between the bars and the train resumes it's journey.

Probably the most accurate sign ever

I got a kangaroo

The Corona Hoax

　

Baby Krang

Stanley Tucci's red carpet look is always "i just got away with something"

My dad has a a lot of explaining to do...

Let me lick it

I’m afraid I blue myself

He's going to have to give endgame a miss

Our cat auditioning for a role in What We Do in the Shadows.

Seen in Florida. Guess they got tired of the covid19 stares.

If this pic doesn’t sum up life right now, I don’t know what does

Well I bet!

Today... I was today years old!

Poor degrees

Love this movie, but this has been the longest 3 years ever.

Was out for a drive and came across this tense scene...

if no chips, then shredded cheese

From my newly reopened rental store

Making ice in the hood

　

The photo of Will Ferrell to go with my last post since it was requested!

I gotta run some errands

Ik thats right.

"What do you mean region wide bounty? we only murdered a few shopkeepers to get free shit"

It has a good build

Goes to anti lockdown protest, gets Corona, 10/10.

French designed Anti Tank Vespa, developed circa 1956

He isn't lying

groove

Rember good times

Praise be

Imaginary Friend

USSR anthem intensifies

Will Ferrell's advice to my father in his junior high yearbook. They went to school together.

My girlfriend, Bonnie, is convinced she was the inspiration for the Toy Story character. Here's a picture of her from 30 years ago

Nice *** bro

big biznis

I dont remeber this on the crafting guide.

Hey at least they don't sound like Barry White, then again that might have gone full circle though.

Good old DnD

They added silly eyes to the bushes now.

1000 comments, 1000 little mistakes.

Yes officer, I am legal. Here's my ID.

Saw this sign in Carson City just outside of Reno

Each week a different guy's mom will pick us up

Living off the grid first harvest, planted my tomato plant on the first day of lockdown.

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Smallest things in the world

Economically Lazy

The next generation of Pokémons

Dogeo and Dogiet

That scene though:/

My GF ordered some ankle weights for running and somehow got sent this instead...trying to convince her to just go out running with the hammer

"It'll be different this time"

top sleeping positions

Unexpected

Ah, a classic

Best promising review ever

Would you mind?? :D

That's why it's called cup size

　

This is deep ngl.

Perspective is always important.

Serotonin is easy to dispense

Too early for me too

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"journos"