My dad has a a lot of explaining to do...
Let me lick it
I’m afraid I blue myself
He's going to have to give endgame a miss
Our cat auditioning for a role in What We Do in the Shadows.
Seen in Florida. Guess they got tired of the covid19 stares.
If this pic doesn’t sum up life right now, I don’t know what does
Well I bet!
Today... I was today years old!
Poor degrees
Love this movie, but this has been the longest 3 years ever.
Was out for a drive and came across this tense scene...
if no chips, then shredded cheese
From my newly reopened rental store
Making ice in the hood
The photo of Will Ferrell to go with my last post since it was requested!
I gotta run some errands
Ik thats right.
"What do you mean region wide bounty? we only murdered a few shopkeepers to get free shit"
It has a good build
Goes to anti lockdown protest, gets Corona, 10/10.
French designed Anti Tank Vespa, developed circa 1956
He isn't lying
groove
Rember good times
Praise be
Imaginary Friend
USSR anthem intensifies
Will Ferrell's advice to my father in his junior high yearbook. They went to school together.
My girlfriend, Bonnie, is convinced she was the inspiration for the Toy Story character. Here's a picture of her from 30 years ago
Nice *** bro
big biznis
I dont remeber this on the crafting guide.
Hey at least they don't sound like Barry White, then again that might have gone full circle though.
Good old DnD
They added silly eyes to the bushes now.
1000 comments, 1000 little mistakes.
Yes officer, I am legal. Here's my ID.
Saw this sign in Carson City just outside of Reno
Each week a different guy's mom will pick us up
Living off the grid first harvest, planted my tomato plant on the first day of lockdown.
title
Smallest things in the world
Economically Lazy
The next generation of Pokémons
Dogeo and Dogiet
That scene though:/
My GF ordered some ankle weights for running and somehow got sent this instead...trying to convince her to just go out running with the hammer
"It'll be different this time"
top sleeping positions
Unexpected
Ah, a classic
Best promising review ever
Would you mind?? :D
That's why it's called cup size
This is deep ngl.
Perspective is always important.
Serotonin is easy to dispense
Too early for me too
title
"journos"
The baby didn't stood a chance
Found out my kid had this on his school classroom wall all year.
dicks out
What doctor would know better than him
doc
title
Art Supplies
der coomer
this is so sad
Finally some signs of spring today in Øksfjord, Norway. The cars are beginning to show up again.
Cookie monster wants more than cookies
Every smoker out there " I'm going to ignore that "
#point
I made my diffuser into snoop dogg.
Trickle
Just say it !
The three stages of anal as told by this tree
A coworker of mine always had one of these in his wallet just in case.
#cute/funny
The secret to a long lasting relationship
Honestly, I would go for the whiskey
Press F
He still has friends is a surprise
title
My secret recipe for banana cream pie
Lmao gottem
Never disagree with squidward
Lightsaber sounds
Whoopie Cordberg
it works!
My toaster waits until I blink..
The poise, the POWER
omw
Italian thugs: "Call me by my street name"
ThrowBack To When A Scammer Tricked A Bank Into Buying An Airport That Dint Exist For 242 Million!
Better to not answer :D
This sticker I found outside of my school earlier this year