The most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
if Dr. Archimeme's classes were real
Next level face swap
If only we knew
Not your average memorial plaque
war is a better antagonist than seasonal depression
with extra LARD please
Smart way to stop kids
I guess that means I win.
Fly me to the moon.
nobel peace prize winnig war criminal
I love it when the jokes write themselves
tbh i feel like the game is rigged against me
T͚į̱̹m̫̟͜e͈͉ to f҉è̫̞ed͈̯͓̦͍̠̼̕ ṭ̵͖̰ḩe̟ ̹ḇ̸̫ẹ͔̘̖̹ast
Found this today while out shopping. Husband and I thought it was funny.
could you fill the gaps
I was bored so I made this. Then I put it in a mask..
I'm so excited i stopped lurking
I moved into my girlfriends apartment that she’s lived in since college and just found this while looking for something to make for dinner
May as well just mash em at this point
Iron deficiency man
You gys like Football?
Smartest always wins in reality!
Quick, confirm this email using the dodgy IP you just signed in on
It's hunting season
Monday blues boys
That's both funny and sad
ꉔꄲꄲ꒒ ꉣꄲꅐꏂꋪꉣꄲ꒐ꋊ꓄ ꉣꋪꏂꇙꏂꋊ꓄ꋬ꓄꒐ꄲꋊ
My large cat kept eating my kitten’s food so I hid it inside this empty box of wine. Success!
That's one way to get kicked out
Sexy phone thief
Don't forget your school supplies
It’s nice to see local businesses innovating
Right like you simps have any dominance
A decision was made here
I photoshopped my daughter's drawing of her Mum
Fresh Prince was the best 90s show imo
He a Snack
Woke my baby up to finish eating and this is the response I got
Portrait artist, Level- Extreme beginner
What the duck man
Semi darkmode friendly
My Uber driver ain’t playing around
Good ole Silent Cal
Why not be both.
Learning something new :D
What a time to be alive
Oh sit, oh fuq
Passive aggressive driving in Texas.
mbs (o)r(c)hestrated khashoggi's
I was blessed
When late nite was your only friend.
we live in a colony
2020 presidential debate [OC]
My dad has carried this card in his wallet for 40 years
Now: we use safe and non-lethal traps 17th century:
Actually really sad :(
My boyfriend is taking care of my cat for me. I asked how it was going and he sent me this.
They can't keep getting away with it
Their planning skills are always successful.
Stay sane in these trying times
Hey King, you are worth it.
If anti-maskers existed during WWII
The real horror is burning out your retinas
Life is full of confusion
Nothing wrong just keep smiling for the camera :)
What a memorable moment
i'm not creative with titles
Dwayne "the Brock" Johnson
Worst Christmas ever
My sister was fighting with our parents and she sends me this.
A guy bought this watermelon from a vendor while the train made a quick stop. He had to hold it like this because it didn't fit between the bars and the train resumes it's journey.
Probably the most accurate sign ever