Sucks

Fly me to the moon.

nobel peace prize winnig war criminal

I love it when the jokes write themselves

tbh i feel like the game is rigged against me

T͚į̱̹m̫̟͜e͈͉ to f҉è̫̞ed͈̯͓̦͍̠̼̕ ṭ̵͖̰ḩe̟ ̹ḇ̸̫ẹ͔̘̖̹ast

Found this today while out shopping. Husband and I thought it was funny.

could you fill the gaps

Remasters

I was bored so I made this. Then I put it in a mask..

I'm so excited i stopped lurking

I moved into my girlfriends apartment that she’s lived in since college and just found this while looking for something to make for dinner

May as well just mash em at this point

Iron deficiency man

title

Can’t wait

Ok boomer

You gys like Football?

Inception

Smartest always wins in reality!

Quick, confirm this email using the dodgy IP you just signed in on

It's hunting season

Monday blues boys

2/2

That's both funny and sad

ꉔꄲꄲ꒒ ꉣꄲꅐꏂꋪꉣꄲ꒐ꋊ꓄ ꉣꋪꏂꇙꏂꋊ꓄ꋬ꓄꒐ꄲꋊ

My large cat kept eating my kitten’s food so I hid it inside this empty box of wine. Success!

That's one way to get kicked out

Based

DRUCCC

Size comparison

Sexy phone thief

x D

Don't forget your school supplies

It’s nice to see local businesses innovating

Right like you simps have any dominance

A decision was made here

I photoshopped my daughter's drawing of her Mum

Fresh Prince was the best 90s show imo

He a Snack

Woke my baby up to finish eating and this is the response I got

Portrait artist, Level- Extreme beginner

Yes

What the duck man

Semi darkmode friendly

My Uber driver ain’t playing around

Bob's Purrgers

Good ole Silent Cal

Why not be both.

Get it?!?

Gre'en

Learning something new :D

What a time to be alive

Oh sit, oh fuq

criminal trial.

title

Passive aggressive driving in Texas.

mbs (o)r(c)hestrated khashoggi's

I was blessed

When late nite was your only friend.

we live in a colony

2020 presidential debate [OC]

My dad has carried this card in his wallet for 40 years

Incoming transmission

Now: we use safe and non-lethal traps 17th century:

Actually really sad :(

Goldifangs

Four

My boyfriend is taking care of my cat for me. I asked how it was going and he sent me this.

They can't keep getting away with it

Their planning skills are always successful.

Stay sane in these trying times

Tink tink

Hey King, you are worth it.

If anti-maskers existed during WWII

The real horror is burning out your retinas

Life is full of confusion

Goodnight

title

Nothing wrong just keep smiling for the camera :)

What a memorable moment

i'm not creative with titles

Chemical UwU

Dwayne "the Brock" Johnson

jourmnalism

Worst Christmas ever

My sister was fighting with our parents and she sends me this.

A guy bought this watermelon from a vendor while the train made a quick stop. He had to hold it like this because it didn't fit between the bars and the train resumes it's journey.

Probably the most accurate sign ever

I got a kangaroo

The Corona Hoax

　

Baby Krang

Stanley Tucci's red carpet look is always "i just got away with something"

My dad has a a lot of explaining to do...

Let me lick it

I’m afraid I blue myself

He's going to have to give endgame a miss

Our cat auditioning for a role in What We Do in the Shadows.

Seen in Florida. Guess they got tired of the covid19 stares.