"Don't worry my dog doesn't bite"

he's been hiding what he did for two hours

The weak will be culled.

Shhh not so loud!

Meanwhile, at your mom's house...

My grandma came to the house in these.. :(

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And then he said: “Come in, he doesn’t bite”. And I bit him !!!

My dad got bored shopping with my mom and sent me this

Not illegal yet

The future is now old man

Horse sitting down

1 Like = 1 Prayer

S U C C

Modern problems, modern solutions : no leggy no problem

focus

These are the words of the gospel

Sent this to the cat sitter. Trying to avoid a lawsuit.

That failed successfully...

Gotta love Al

Villain or Hero?

I asked them to write me a joke on my box. Was not let down.

when that fat f*ck finally dies

Found in a nearby Car

You too, Chad!

... and he has a cool dog.

He was just trying to take a nap

I may have found a way to encourage people to wear masks…

Noticed this on the back of my face wash today. If only more companies would take the same initiative.

That's the secret

Security obviously a top priority for this Fraternity

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Hey, it's mother russia.

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She wanted a Spice rack so here it is

A solution looking for a problem

I’m sure I’m reposting, but this made me LOL. Gotta respect the hustle

Having an argument

My favorite bird

Serena Williams wearing a Puma sweatband in the new Nike ad

Doga

Fertility dance

You get what you pay for

Trying to explain to the 70 year old Swiss man who offered to take our pic that his finger was covering the lens

Launch Delay

Is this thing gas or diesel

I need unsee juice now

Sad Elon

When the restrictions lift but the 'Rona is still out there

Japanese tea

Local Ranch Warns To-Be Trespassers

This kid is Savage

Finger vs paper

Bed hair

Tan-lines through the ages

Report Card

Carin’ out there protesting

Someone made Patches in honor of COVID.

YOU. ARE. A. TOY.

Sweeping Streets

I was watching Dexter for a second time and happen to catch this forehead humor

you don't know what you have untill it's gone

It hurts so good

Being a spider is expensive

It's 3 am

his career is over

Are ya winning, neighbor?

I always think about this tweet...

This is a daily mood

The USA exists to prevent this heresy from ever happening

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Quarantine got me like

It is now Thursday

Who plays Minecraft in windowed mode!! OMG!!

Fired from Vice

Cultural Force-ism

Me, whenever I post Kablam

Your friendly neighborhood...

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Dealing with lawyers 103.

I wouldn't recommend tasting this rainbow.

I don’t know if it’s funny or sad

All the shit my son has put down the air conditioning vent in the last 6 years.

I’d like to speak to the PetSmart manager

Those that know, know

There must be a glitch in the matrix, or am I seeing double?

SpaceX launch at NASA facility...

That Embarrassing Thing

Don’t piss off Luigi

They've been warned.

Kentucky fried chicken and a gangster hut

Don’t worry it’s ay okay

With everything 2020 threw at us, nothing came closer to kill me than my upstairs neighbor's laundry

May meme exam announcement! Ya know the drill boys and girls: 6 pm. CET this Saturday. See you there

Tactical Babushka

I'm not your buddy pal

Anytime you have a bad day at work, just remember...

Quarantine Day 66: I have begun making copies of my pets using their own hair....