All the shit my son has put down the air conditioning vent in the last 6 years.
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I’d like to speak to the PetSmart manager
Those that know, know
There must be a glitch in the matrix, or am I seeing double?
SpaceX launch at NASA facility...
That Embarrassing Thing
Don’t piss off Luigi
They've been warned.
Kentucky fried chicken and a gangster hut
Don’t worry it’s ay okay
With everything 2020 threw at us, nothing came closer to kill me than my upstairs neighbor's laundry
May meme exam announcement! Ya know the drill boys and girls: 6 pm. CET this Saturday. See you there
I'm not your buddy pal
Anytime you have a bad day at work, just remember...
Quarantine Day 66: I have begun making copies of my pets using their own hair....
hugelol right now
Why do ya keep cooking
A box is a box
windows vista ass design gradient ass bullshit
I found a glitch in the matrix today
The most suspicious looking technician at today's SpaceX launch...
Here we see two men fighting over one full head of hair.
freedom isn't free
Got suspended from school for 4 days after this picture was mailed to dozens of parents. It was worth it.
Even if you fight, you can't win
if Dr. Archimeme's classes were real
Next level face swap
If only we knew
Not your average memorial plaque
war is a better antagonist than seasonal depression
with extra LARD please
Smart way to stop kids
I guess that means I win.
Fly me to the moon.
nobel peace prize winnig war criminal
I love it when the jokes write themselves
tbh i feel like the game is rigged against me
T͚į̱̹m̫̟͜e͈͉ to f҉è̫̞ed͈̯͓̦͍̠̼̕ ṭ̵͖̰ḩe̟ ̹ḇ̸̫ẹ͔̘̖̹ast
Found this today while out shopping. Husband and I thought it was funny.
could you fill the gaps
I was bored so I made this. Then I put it in a mask..
I'm so excited i stopped lurking
I moved into my girlfriends apartment that she’s lived in since college and just found this while looking for something to make for dinner
May as well just mash em at this point
Iron deficiency man
You gys like Football?
Smartest always wins in reality!
Quick, confirm this email using the dodgy IP you just signed in on
It's hunting season
Monday blues boys
That's both funny and sad
ꉔꄲꄲ꒒ ꉣꄲꅐꏂꋪꉣꄲ꒐ꋊ꓄ ꉣꋪꏂꇙꏂꋊ꓄ꋬ꓄꒐ꄲꋊ
My large cat kept eating my kitten’s food so I hid it inside this empty box of wine. Success!
That's one way to get kicked out
Sexy phone thief
Don't forget your school supplies
It’s nice to see local businesses innovating
Right like you simps have any dominance
A decision was made here
I photoshopped my daughter's drawing of her Mum
Fresh Prince was the best 90s show imo
He a Snack
Woke my baby up to finish eating and this is the response I got
Portrait artist, Level- Extreme beginner
What the duck man
Semi darkmode friendly
My Uber driver ain’t playing around
Good ole Silent Cal
Why not be both.
Learning something new :D
What a time to be alive
Oh sit, oh fuq
Passive aggressive driving in Texas.
mbs (o)r(c)hestrated khashoggi's
I was blessed
When late nite was your only friend.