Trying to explain to the 70 year old Swiss man who offered to take our pic that his finger was covering the lens

Launch Delay

Is this thing gas or diesel

I need unsee juice now

Sad Elon

When the restrictions lift but the 'Rona is still out there

Japanese tea

Local Ranch Warns To-Be Trespassers

This kid is Savage

Finger vs paper

Bed hair

Tan-lines through the ages

Report Card

Carin’ out there protesting

Someone made Patches in honor of COVID.

YOU. ARE. A. TOY.

Sweeping Streets

I was watching Dexter for a second time and happen to catch this forehead humor

you don't know what you have untill it's gone

It hurts so good

Being a spider is expensive

It's 3 am

his career is over

Are ya winning, neighbor?

I always think about this tweet...

This is a daily mood

The USA exists to prevent this heresy from ever happening

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Quarantine got me like

It is now Thursday

Who plays Minecraft in windowed mode!! OMG!!

Fired from Vice

Cultural Force-ism

Me, whenever I post Kablam

Your friendly neighborhood...

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Dealing with lawyers 103.

I wouldn't recommend tasting this rainbow.

I don’t know if it’s funny or sad

All the shit my son has put down the air conditioning vent in the last 6 years.

I’d like to speak to the PetSmart manager

Those that know, know

There must be a glitch in the matrix, or am I seeing double?

SpaceX launch at NASA facility...

That Embarrassing Thing

Don’t piss off Luigi

They've been warned.

Kentucky fried chicken and a gangster hut

Don’t worry it’s ay okay

With everything 2020 threw at us, nothing came closer to kill me than my upstairs neighbor's laundry

May meme exam announcement! Ya know the drill boys and girls: 6 pm. CET this Saturday. See you there

Tactical Babushka

I'm not your buddy pal

Anytime you have a bad day at work, just remember...

Quarantine Day 66: I have begun making copies of my pets using their own hair....

hugelol right now

Why do ya keep cooking

A box is a box

windows vista ass design gradient ass bullshit

Four

I found a glitch in the matrix today

The most suspicious looking technician at today's SpaceX launch...

Here we see two men fighting over one full head of hair.

freedom isn't free

cuboid

Got suspended from school for 4 days after this picture was mailed to dozens of parents. It was worth it.

Even if you fight, you can't win

Doggo Rescue

if Dr. Archimeme's classes were real

Goldfish mmmm

Next level face swap

If only we knew

Realistic Museum

Not your average memorial plaque

war is a better antagonist than seasonal depression

with extra LARD please

Smart way to stop kids

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I guess that means I win.

Sucks

Fly me to the moon.

nobel peace prize winnig war criminal

I love it when the jokes write themselves

tbh i feel like the game is rigged against me

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Found this today while out shopping. Husband and I thought it was funny.

could you fill the gaps

Remasters

I was bored so I made this. Then I put it in a mask..

I'm so excited i stopped lurking

I moved into my girlfriends apartment that she’s lived in since college and just found this while looking for something to make for dinner

May as well just mash em at this point

Iron deficiency man

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Can’t wait

Ok boomer

You gys like Football?

Inception

Smartest always wins in reality!