My 10 year old son drew a cartoon for me today - he has a bright future in dad jokes

Run

Dear bike thief...

Michelle get the mask.

All it needed was a comma

Tipping

IT LIVES!!!

Tony

This how they hold money in cartoons

Magic Dust :)

the kock comment got me

What would do if this happened with you ?

You go first

It’s stealth

Honhonhon

Freddy knows best

Job creation

pikachu used blaze

Social distancing support cat

thanks

The most british thing you will ever see

I mean it's flat ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

Relax Anna Relax

should have thought twice before increasing sugar levels

He's the chosen one

I guess I could @slov again

Pick your fighter

Beware, they bite

No thank you.

wait it's all femboys

Shrek the full movie but only the E's

Costa Rica suspension bridge.

haha

The best sign in history

Lol PC good console bad

bye

title

i luv u

I wasn't going to eat it, I was just going to taste it

Finally, giving up is my greatest accomplishment

Should have posted in back in Spooktober

To all the teenagers in the 80s

baguette

Ironically I put on black face paint and hang out with black bands

With the stores in our area currently out of napkins all the time we had to break into our emergency backlog.

A 2-part story

Idk how this joke wil gogh but I'll just gogh with the flow

Satisfying edit.

Rick and Morty nailed 2020 with this calendar title. It gets more appropriate every day.

Make sure nobody is gonna sneak it

Just the first six months

Mirror go brrrrr

At my local Allen Tire Company. Before this, it used to say "Now accepting toilet paper as payment".

king of the jungle

Rather unusual movie title.

I see this as an absolute win !

Very effective.

My dogs got in to my garden box and ate my lettuce, this is all that romaines

Isn't he though?....

EEEEERIKA

Well f*ck you to man

It do be like that

Sorry buddy @slov

They didn’t say which axis to flatten the curve on.

:-(

At least someone is going to celebrate!

Uh....

Wait a minute

Sorry boss, can't make it in today. Stuck at a green light

title

Wanananana

Freddy Says So

littlefoot finally got the tree star.

Like a line

Has this been done before?

I’m not fat I’m doubled thighed

Why didn't my mom name me...

Something that brings us all together.

also against weebism

Well at least they're happy ...

Reality is crucial

Title

My son made these for me out of play dough. I cant tell him why I'm laughing so hard.

Sometimes it all just works

still too much text for instagib prolly

Too uncreative to think of a good title.

Happened to me and I'm still not over it yet.

404: Not Found

Muhricaa...heck yeah

You don't know them, they are hot singles in my area

Gotta pay for that PS5 somehow

A sword should have a name!

The way our cat is sleeping

Seniors receiving their diplomas this year like

I don’t know how this came to be but I LOVE IT

When mobile ads hide X button in a different corner than normal.

football

Will Smith will

Don’t get your mask from a thrift store.

the real heroes they are