Try to be short and funny they say. Sounds like my dick to me
Very much annoying
That must burn
Dream set up
Good old Joffrey
Neil Before Me
Even cats are not exempted from temperature checks
My dogs love cheesing for pictures. Not sure I can say the same for Stella the cat lol
You heard, keep sleeping
It took me a while to understand what it was supposed to say
Cats are caring
Is it an aroura or a fart??
My bearded dragon fell from his tree and played it off like nothing happened
I thought my bother-in-law did this while helping me move. No. It was my 12-year-old daughter.
Who says it cant be both?
I can see what’s going on there.
A wrong number texted me that we needed a ladder for a job, had him go to a random firehouse
In 2019, this guy came to my 3rd-world country to do an ice cream commercial, just before a massive revolution and rioting took place
Canada is also having issues with the police!
The only way to bring him back
Well certainly not a single person in this group is mentally superior to anyone with higher than a 4th grade education. Not one person said something.
Every time I wake up
New Spain, New Me
Land O Lakes removed the Indian from their logo but kept the land
Why are all of the humans wearing muzzles?
Like two drops of water
They always *** up my hunts in monsterhunter generations
I drew these guys also
Once you woke you can't unwoke
The cocaine made me do it
Y'all got anymore of that drug free chicken pee?
Decisions were made...
Yes, Florida Man's favorite drink
Cats at 3AM
I wonder if we'll ever get a 4th Infamous game
2 months ago we started fostering a dog named Frank... At least we thought he was a dog.
Glass Action Lawsuit
Hurts, doesn’t it?
He doesn't even have a dick or anything
This was posted on a neighborhood app with my neighbor's apologies for his, and I quote, "misbehaving emu".
Owner of the store is a 70 year old man who changes the sign himself every couple of days. Very wholesome indeed.
Earned my $5 spot easy
It's got to this stage of the day
Light Bulb Moment
HL is all I have
This tattoo by Kozo_tattoo depicting The Birth Of Deadpool
Rocket Propelled Noisemaker
Ratatouille 2, credit: Cyanideandhappiness
Don't even smoke and i thought the same thing!
Hey Pretty, wanna date me?
You can do it!!
The Incredible Hulk left a review on the protein powder I bought
It is kinda cool looking.
Close Your Eyes
Occasionally, my dad sends me things that are actually funny
My Dad gave me this...
I also drew this
That baby is riding solo.
So I walked past this fish market...
I should add more red boxes
At least it's not all bad news. Credit: Cyanideandhappiness
world history (warning accurate)
Schools are dumb ngl
Good monkey boi
Gonna leave it there
It is what it is and it ain’t what it ain’t
Is this something universal?
This is a threat
This legend among us did it to him
Done for my life :)