Am i gonna die virgin since girls cant pick my hints

Clear as muddy water

Flickering

Hostess with the mostess

Thought y’all would enjoy a picture of me and my dad having a beer together. Happy Father’s Day!

Found this Gem in Futurama

I’m going to try this out

magnum opus

I'm hard

outlaw

Ah, The good old days..

I want the dog pics.....

Always check the weather...

>tfw you recognise all scenes

Someone got jokes huh? I have never been more proud!

Fair to say he got what he deserved.

My dad showed me this card he got from my very modest little brother for Father's Day.

Happy Father’s Day to all the new dads out there

yes

Delayed

Coocumba

hard mode

July 2020.... Get ready!

“... assembly of oddly attired white people”?

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads! Here’s my favorite picture of my dad

2020 is even more ***ed up than I thought.

Blast from the past

Bread and circuses

My 83 year old grandma's first attempt at a selfie

Spotted in a nearby neighborhood

In my mom’s bathroom.

The Father's Day when a condom company owned their competition.

Ohio’s message sign reminding you to buckle up in a clever way. Happy Father’s Day!

The way I wrapped my Dad's Father's day gift

My Wife out Dad joked me. I always joked I wanted a Harley but instead got a daughter... finally got my bike.

New York’s messaging on wearing masks is perfect.

I design unnecessary items, this is the Vague Ruler that roughly tells you how big something is.

title

My dog really took a dump on my proposal

My dad got this text from a co worker at the office

I would definitely read it

What skiils do I really have

Wonder if they are comfortable?

I would like to be Gesund

If we were cats, dates would be...

*snort*

Frogs and frigs

Girl Likes Me

Art is constantly evolving

Words are unnecessary here

Is this an American thing only?

Happy fathers day except...

It's a tragic story

I gave my dad a really heartfelt card this year.

It's hard being a gamer

Lol Dads on Facebook

How the turntables

My soon to be Father’s Day shirt

My dads Father’s Day card. I hope he likes it.

I want this

Headline

My neighbors cat looks like Ron Perlman

Leave me alone

A meal prep package that I can get behind. Happy Father’s Day!

treats

He has a bright future

Dads feeding their babies

This is how it works at my house

Same

This rule was in place long before social distancing

The Schrodinger's score

I think he appreciates it

I would go

Happy Proud Father’s Day!

Go to horny jail

I don’t know what this is but it’s been staring out my neighbours window and looking super depressed for weeks now.

My Fathers Day card was a rickroll. He got me, but proud daddy moment

Uhm...

Shipping arrives in 45 seconds

Pedo destroyed me

TRAPS

Grumpy old man dog

Use Protection.

An (old) new gender

My daughter roasted me for fathers day. I couldn't be more proud

Harry Potter is LITERALLY my life

When the editor is too tired to check the front page before printing

Insert some whitespace beforehand to make the cropping a cinch

My Wife has been secretly collecting pictures of me for months sleeping. Today, for Father's Day, I was gifted the collection. I present "Catnapping".

yeet

Beware the NWO

Giraffes: the genesis

Wims Smiths

So my wii is now a wwewe?

Anata wa watashi no chikara o kashō hyōka shite imasu

Seen at the airport tonight

i can RESPECT that you corrected me, BITϹH

Big leaf small

Bonk

This man is a marketing genius