Take the w

I'm the best spider web cleaner you'll ever date ***

Woah there

Park on the north side of the building they said, it is shaded over there they said.

My son put his growing dinosaur in a glass that was too small for it, so the head stayed small.

Welcome to Walmart

Why did they do this

unstoppable

To be fair I wasn't going to call the health department for the property lines...

“let’s tell people we’re twins!”

Worship celebrities

That’ll be 40,000 gold coins and 20,000 blue coins

Mctrump?

Bang on

Proof that there is always something worse than you

It looks great though!

I would make her hold me like a baby

Get it together ABBY

Yes

Refreshing chalk art

Mmmmmmm Egg

She's a beast

I haven't seen no ghost

I also hate being currrectids

I think my wife is done taking care of me while I work from home.

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Like Shaggy said, It wasn't me

v1.1

Sign at the local bar

ouch..nice one durex

"Not all heroes wear capes."

Go ahead

US trying recover from Covid-19

If my daughter could decide how cash should look like

If hugelol was a man...well maybe a bit more racist

That's how the Titanic sank...

Now Mr.Worldwide

Public indecency

After 29 years of not receiving a Christmas present from Santa, I finally found the reason why.

Okay wait what?

Little crossover

Samurai dog will be your fate

Ain't this the truth?

b e a n s

200,000 units with a million more on the way.

ma‘am, excuse me. u forgot the remote.

This is a special moment

Ljubljana is ok.

Young consumer

Wroooong Leeeeeeeeeever

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Am big boy now

Am i gonna die virgin since girls cant pick my hints

Clear as muddy water

Flickering

Hostess with the mostess

Thought y’all would enjoy a picture of me and my dad having a beer together. Happy Father’s Day!

Found this Gem in Futurama

I’m going to try this out

magnum opus

I'm hard

outlaw

Ah, The good old days..

I want the dog pics.....

Always check the weather...

>tfw you recognise all scenes

Someone got jokes huh? I have never been more proud!

Fair to say he got what he deserved.

My dad showed me this card he got from my very modest little brother for Father's Day.

Happy Father’s Day to all the new dads out there

yes

Delayed

Coocumba

hard mode

July 2020.... Get ready!

“... assembly of oddly attired white people”?

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads! Here’s my favorite picture of my dad

2020 is even more ***ed up than I thought.

Blast from the past

Bread and circuses

My 83 year old grandma's first attempt at a selfie

Spotted in a nearby neighborhood

In my mom’s bathroom.

The Father's Day when a condom company owned their competition.

Ohio’s message sign reminding you to buckle up in a clever way. Happy Father’s Day!

The way I wrapped my Dad's Father's day gift

My Wife out Dad joked me. I always joked I wanted a Harley but instead got a daughter... finally got my bike.

New York’s messaging on wearing masks is perfect.

I design unnecessary items, this is the Vague Ruler that roughly tells you how big something is.

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My dog really took a dump on my proposal

My dad got this text from a co worker at the office

I would definitely read it

What skiils do I really have

Wonder if they are comfortable?

I would like to be Gesund

If we were cats, dates would be...

*snort*

Frogs and frigs

Girl Likes Me