I’m very mature and only name my smart home devices after their intended purpose.
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dang it !
Piccata my ass...
This Corgi got some good stuff from the vet.
Missing dog everyday
Bin Laden is alive!
facts and logic
I'll have to apologize to my highschool bullies
This is peak sexiness
Lochness monster wants bout tree fiddy
L-lets see yours now
that was a littlllle bit surprising
I joke about it, but there's sincerity in there too
Here you are
You ain't taking the kids
People Make Me Nervous
The cup song
Just made a card to counter the no mask cards circulating.
They had me in the first half...
Their Best Work Ever
Don't boo me, I'm right
I do not recommend 2020 at all!
I made a sex tape at work today.
I'll take 3
The most accurate graph I've seen during the pandemic
We've got this!
Props to all the syrup manufacturers for taking the lead in making things right.
Supermarkets in the 1950's...
He's been through tough times
This is what wood looks like under a microscope
Soap runoff is cleansing, right?
The perfect firefighter name does not exis......
With your purebred ho again?
Tried to take a panorama from our hike today, it really did my boyfriend dirty...
If you start to feel resistance, just press harder
Why did the chicken got slapped?
Physician versus Fizzishin
Slov can you explain this joke?
who needs conspiracy theorists?
I always thought I made them more depressed
Took a pic of my cat last night and couldn't help myself
3 little piggies
I think I got the wrong game..
Fine by me I like pepperoni
If at first you’re not worthy, try a smaller Mjolnir.
A gift from my Crush.
10 days it is
Now that's shitposting
OH HELL NO!!
Behind every rule change is a story!
Can someone show me (´ . .̫ . `)
Funny but probably re
Probably a re
Nope I only need 2inch.
I found this on the London express train to Gatwick a couple years ago.
Husband’s drawing of wife
I'm sure it can be returned
You know the rules. So do i.
Cats are the same everywhere
Please I'm a good person :'(
Had a bit of fun with the quarantine flow before getting it cut today.
I bet it was on hugelol!
All do it...
sharing is caring
My brother's driving instructor is a flat earther. This is how we mail him the bill.
This is still one of my favorite things I’ve witnessed on the highway.
Just a new yoga pose
The guy nailed it
I AM COOOMING
As an American you will not touch my fridge...