I made a sex tape at work today.

I'll take 3

The most accurate graph I've seen during the pandemic

We've got this!

Props to all the syrup manufacturers for taking the lead in making things right.

Supermarkets in the 1950's...

He's been through tough times

Thanks COVID

This is what wood looks like under a microscope

Soap runoff is cleansing, right?

Practicing faith

hidden meaning

The perfect firefighter name does not exis......

With your purebred ho again?

Tried to take a panorama from our hike today, it really did my boyfriend dirty...

Huuuuuzzzzaaaaaaaa!

Realtalk

If you start to feel resistance, just press harder

Why did the chicken got slapped?

history

Physician versus Fizzishin

Sjw bad

Slov can you explain this joke?

who needs conspiracy theorists?

I always thought I made them more depressed

Took a pic of my cat last night and couldn't help myself

Relatable

3 little piggies

I think I got the wrong game..

Fine by me I like pepperoni

If at first you’re not worthy, try a smaller Mjolnir.

A gift from my Crush.

Cactus Hugs

10 days it is

title

Bibbity Bobbity

Now that's shitposting

Tramp Stamp

OH HELL NO!!

title

Behind every rule change is a story!

Hence proved

doggo

Dinner plans

Can someone show me (´ . .̫ . `)

Funny but probably re

Probably a re

Nope I only need 2inch.

i'm batnun

Is it?

Tik bad

Dumb jack

I found this on the London express train to Gatwick a couple years ago.

Husband’s drawing of wife

I'm sure it can be returned

You know the rules. So do i.

Cats are the same everywhere

Please I'm a good person :'(

air

Had a bit of fun with the quarantine flow before getting it cut today.

I bet it was on hugelol!

sacrifice

All do it...

sharing is caring

My brother's driving instructor is a flat earther. This is how we mail him the bill.

This is still one of my favorite things I’ve witnessed on the highway.

Just a new yoga pose

The guy nailed it

I AM COOOMING

As an American you will not touch my fridge...

long long man

Facism is when government officials are rude to me

This makes we want to start gardening

In Russia, you don’t run from bear. Bear run from you.

I wood like to know the inspiration behind the joke

How VPN works

There’s something about my son walking the aisles in a mask with his hands in his pockets that makes it seem like he’s the regional manager checking it out.

ADHD working way

It's in the name....

He's probably a Wrangler guy

On a roadtrip to Yellowstone and we stumble upon this beauty!

Dude got played

2020 is so messed up, even the rainbows can't get it right.

Try transcribing that

God he is hot

I can't imagine that it's too painful.

This is stuck in my head now

My granddad remained totally poker faced as he passed me these carrots for the stew

Ba Dum ssssss

I think my frogs have learned that my phone means “picture time” so now they pose.

...and it’s not even July

Wait no more

Still a simp

Just wash your hands

My wife changed the name to our front door. She’s a 40yo woman.

*concern*

Brand mascuts

This is abortion!

Not sure if this has been posted

Ani!!