This is stuck in my head now

My granddad remained totally poker faced as he passed me these carrots for the stew

Ba Dum ssssss

I think my frogs have learned that my phone means “picture time” so now they pose.

...and it’s not even July

Wait no more

Still a simp

Just wash your hands

My wife changed the name to our front door. She’s a 40yo woman.

*concern*

Brand mascuts

This is abortion!

Not sure if this has been posted

Ani!!

My friend said "stern talks" are no longer working with her child.... So her husband got official.

Great! I don’t have to debone my donuts anymore.

Hello nobody I'm dad

Do it Buffy, be the hero we need right now, not the hero we deserve.

Apple!

They both taste better after boiling

Hi everyone how you doing?

ah sh*t

Hornpub

I could built a house with all the wood i have wasted over the years

Not mine comic

I play on real difficulty

Stalin did nothing wrong.

As an Italian American I appreciate this.

Dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds

Who’s a good boy?

I grow up ***in your mom

title

There's a story behind every sign like this

За Родино За Путино

Who remembers this, the kids face at the end always gets me.

Someone please help

I chase you.

Indeed it has Jennifer.

This tells a lot about society

Transportation companies think people are look like this.

boot straps

Ctrl's love dilemma

ah yes, good room

Be polite.

Both are pretty in that clown kind of way

Luting errywhere

I like my Tea like I like my combustion engines.

College story time

Damnit Kyle!

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No worries, I'm here for you.

so i've had this dream...

Found Africa on my Egg this Morning, Guess I had Continental Breakfast

Nothing like a wholesome dad joke.

slam

Ive got a siccness for the thiccness

I don't even like lemons

Dateing Time❤❤❤❤

Four

Catnip Kingdom: Boss Level

Works as a CCTV camera in a shop selling bags and purses in India

Capital punishment

From space Dumby

That’s gonna be a great road trip

I have no lag hair left

This is a slov meme

sad barking noises

*laughs in joker*

He tried his best and didn’t give up! Proud of my little guy.

Gotta keep that continuity.

My wife found a subtle way to deal with the neighborhood salesmen

I'm shocked by my own thinking

D.A.R.E. to do them all

Marilyn Monroe’s iconic pose never gets old.

i was at a bar and...

Meine Kunst

That's the truth... actually

Where did the 'G' go?

Always looking for friends

Fortnite solves racism

private

Nessie's in trouble

2020 in a Nutshell?

Theres been a lot of ants in my kitchen, so I made them a strip club so they would feel more comfortable and welcome.

true winner

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I’m sorry for this.

Take the w

I'm the best spider web cleaner you'll ever date ***

Woah there

Park on the north side of the building they said, it is shaded over there they said.

My son put his growing dinosaur in a glass that was too small for it, so the head stayed small.

Welcome to Walmart

Why did they do this

unstoppable

To be fair I wasn't going to call the health department for the property lines...

“let’s tell people we’re twins!”

Worship celebrities

That’ll be 40,000 gold coins and 20,000 blue coins

Mctrump?