I like my Tea like I like my combustion engines.

College story time

Damnit Kyle!

title

No worries, I'm here for you.

so i've had this dream...

Found Africa on my Egg this Morning, Guess I had Continental Breakfast

Nothing like a wholesome dad joke.

slam

Ive got a siccness for the thiccness

I don't even like lemons

Dateing Time❤❤❤❤

Four

Catnip Kingdom: Boss Level

Works as a CCTV camera in a shop selling bags and purses in India

Capital punishment

From space Dumby

That’s gonna be a great road trip

I have no lag hair left

This is a slov meme

sad barking noises

*laughs in joker*

He tried his best and didn’t give up! Proud of my little guy.

Gotta keep that continuity.

My wife found a subtle way to deal with the neighborhood salesmen

I'm shocked by my own thinking

D.A.R.E. to do them all

Marilyn Monroe’s iconic pose never gets old.

i was at a bar and...

Meine Kunst

That's the truth... actually

Where did the 'G' go?

Always looking for friends

Fortnite solves racism

private

Nessie's in trouble

2020 in a Nutshell?

Theres been a lot of ants in my kitchen, so I made them a strip club so they would feel more comfortable and welcome.

true winner

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I’m sorry for this.

Take the w

I'm the best spider web cleaner you'll ever date ***

Woah there

Park on the north side of the building they said, it is shaded over there they said.

My son put his growing dinosaur in a glass that was too small for it, so the head stayed small.

Welcome to Walmart

Why did they do this

unstoppable

To be fair I wasn't going to call the health department for the property lines...

“let’s tell people we’re twins!”

Worship celebrities

That’ll be 40,000 gold coins and 20,000 blue coins

Mctrump?

Bang on

Proof that there is always something worse than you

It looks great though!

I would make her hold me like a baby

Get it together ABBY

Yes

Refreshing chalk art

Mmmmmmm Egg

She's a beast

I haven't seen no ghost

I also hate being currrectids

I think my wife is done taking care of me while I work from home.

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Like Shaggy said, It wasn't me

v1.1

Sign at the local bar

ouch..nice one durex

"Not all heroes wear capes."

Go ahead

US trying recover from Covid-19

If my daughter could decide how cash should look like

If hugelol was a man...well maybe a bit more racist

That's how the Titanic sank...

Now Mr.Worldwide

Public indecency

After 29 years of not receiving a Christmas present from Santa, I finally found the reason why.

Okay wait what?

Little crossover

Samurai dog will be your fate

Ain't this the truth?

b e a n s

200,000 units with a million more on the way.

ma‘am, excuse me. u forgot the remote.

This is a special moment

Ljubljana is ok.

Young consumer

Wroooong Leeeeeeeeeever

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Am big boy now

Am i gonna die virgin since girls cant pick my hints

Clear as muddy water

Flickering

Hostess with the mostess

Thought y’all would enjoy a picture of me and my dad having a beer together. Happy Father’s Day!

Found this Gem in Futurama

I’m going to try this out