I like my Tea like I like my combustion engines.
College story time
No worries, I'm here for you.
so i've had this dream...
Found Africa on my Egg this Morning, Guess I had Continental Breakfast
Nothing like a wholesome dad joke.
Ive got a siccness for the thiccness
I don't even like lemons
Catnip Kingdom: Boss Level
Works as a CCTV camera in a shop selling bags and purses in India
From space Dumby
That’s gonna be a great road trip
I have no lag hair left
This is a slov meme
sad barking noises
*laughs in joker*
He tried his best and didn’t give up! Proud of my little guy.
Gotta keep that continuity.
My wife found a subtle way to deal with the neighborhood salesmen
I'm shocked by my own thinking
D.A.R.E. to do them all
Marilyn Monroe’s iconic pose never gets old.
i was at a bar and...
That's the truth... actually
Where did the 'G' go?
Always looking for friends
Fortnite solves racism
Nessie's in trouble
2020 in a Nutshell?
Theres been a lot of ants in my kitchen, so I made them a strip club so they would feel more comfortable and welcome.
I’m sorry for this.
Take the w
I'm the best spider web cleaner you'll ever date ***
Park on the north side of the building they said, it is shaded over there they said.
My son put his growing dinosaur in a glass that was too small for it, so the head stayed small.
Welcome to Walmart
Why did they do this
To be fair I wasn't going to call the health department for the property lines...
“let’s tell people we’re twins!”
That’ll be 40,000 gold coins and 20,000 blue coins
Proof that there is always something worse than you
It looks great though!
I would make her hold me like a baby
Get it together ABBY
Refreshing chalk art
She's a beast
I haven't seen no ghost
I also hate being currrectids
I think my wife is done taking care of me while I work from home.
Like Shaggy said, It wasn't me
Sign at the local bar
ouch..nice one durex
"Not all heroes wear capes."
US trying recover from Covid-19
If my daughter could decide how cash should look like
If hugelol was a man...well maybe a bit more racist
That's how the Titanic sank...
After 29 years of not receiving a Christmas present from Santa, I finally found the reason why.
Okay wait what?
Samurai dog will be your fate
Ain't this the truth?
b e a n s
200,000 units with a million more on the way.
ma‘am, excuse me. u forgot the remote.
This is a special moment
Ljubljana is ok.
Am big boy now
Am i gonna die virgin since girls cant pick my hints
Clear as muddy water
Hostess with the mostess
Thought y’all would enjoy a picture of me and my dad having a beer together. Happy Father’s Day!
Found this Gem in Futurama
I’m going to try this out