Nessie's in trouble
2020 in a Nutshell?
Theres been a lot of ants in my kitchen, so I made them a strip club so they would feel more comfortable and welcome.
I’m sorry for this.
Take the w
I'm the best spider web cleaner you'll ever date ***
Park on the north side of the building they said, it is shaded over there they said.
My son put his growing dinosaur in a glass that was too small for it, so the head stayed small.
Welcome to Walmart
Why did they do this
To be fair I wasn't going to call the health department for the property lines...
“let’s tell people we’re twins!”
That’ll be 40,000 gold coins and 20,000 blue coins
Proof that there is always something worse than you
It looks great though!
I would make her hold me like a baby
Get it together ABBY
Refreshing chalk art
She's a beast
I haven't seen no ghost
I also hate being currrectids
I think my wife is done taking care of me while I work from home.
Like Shaggy said, It wasn't me
Sign at the local bar
ouch..nice one durex
"Not all heroes wear capes."
US trying recover from Covid-19
If my daughter could decide how cash should look like
If hugelol was a man...well maybe a bit more racist
That's how the Titanic sank...
After 29 years of not receiving a Christmas present from Santa, I finally found the reason why.
Okay wait what?
Samurai dog will be your fate
Ain't this the truth?
b e a n s
200,000 units with a million more on the way.
ma‘am, excuse me. u forgot the remote.
This is a special moment
Ljubljana is ok.
Am big boy now
Am i gonna die virgin since girls cant pick my hints
Clear as muddy water
Hostess with the mostess
Thought y’all would enjoy a picture of me and my dad having a beer together. Happy Father’s Day!
Found this Gem in Futurama
I’m going to try this out
Ah, The good old days..
I want the dog pics.....
Always check the weather...
>tfw you recognise all scenes
Someone got jokes huh? I have never been more proud!
Fair to say he got what he deserved.
My dad showed me this card he got from my very modest little brother for Father's Day.
Happy Father’s Day to all the new dads out there
July 2020.... Get ready!
“... assembly of oddly attired white people”?
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads! Here’s my favorite picture of my dad
2020 is even more ***ed up than I thought.
Blast from the past
Bread and circuses
My 83 year old grandma's first attempt at a selfie
Spotted in a nearby neighborhood
In my mom’s bathroom.
The Father's Day when a condom company owned their competition.
Ohio’s message sign reminding you to buckle up in a clever way. Happy Father’s Day!
The way I wrapped my Dad's Father's day gift
My Wife out Dad joked me. I always joked I wanted a Harley but instead got a daughter... finally got my bike.
New York’s messaging on wearing masks is perfect.
I design unnecessary items, this is the Vague Ruler that roughly tells you how big something is.
My dog really took a dump on my proposal
My dad got this text from a co worker at the office
I would definitely read it