My granddad remained totally poker faced as he passed me these carrots for the stew
Ba Dum ssssss
I think my frogs have learned that my phone means “picture time” so now they pose.
...and it’s not even July
Wait no more
i'll never forgive poland
Still a simp
Just wash your hands
My wife changed the name to our front door. She’s a 40yo woman.
This is abortion!
Not sure if this has been posted
My friend said "stern talks" are no longer working with her child.... So her husband got official.
Great! I don’t have to debone my donuts anymore.
Hello nobody I'm dad
Do it Buffy, be the hero we need right now, not the hero we deserve.
They both taste better after boiling
Hi everyone how you doing?
I could built a house with all the wood i have wasted over the years
Not mine comic
I play on real difficulty
Stalin did nothing wrong.
As an Italian American I appreciate this.
Dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds
Who’s a good boy?
I grow up ***in your mom
There's a story behind every sign like this
За Родино За Путино
Who remembers this, the kids face at the end always gets me.
Someone please help
I chase you.
Indeed it has Jennifer.
This tells a lot about society
Transportation companies think people are look like this.
Ctrl's love dilemma
ah yes, good room
Both are pretty in that clown kind of way
upvote if you disagree
I like my Tea like I like my combustion engines.
College story time
No worries, I'm here for you.
so i've had this dream...
Found Africa on my Egg this Morning, Guess I had Continental Breakfast
Nothing like a wholesome dad joke.
Ive got a siccness for the thiccness
I don't even like lemons
Catnip Kingdom: Boss Level
Works as a CCTV camera in a shop selling bags and purses in India
From space Dumby
That’s gonna be a great road trip
I have no lag hair left
This is a slov meme
sad barking noises
*laughs in joker*
He tried his best and didn’t give up! Proud of my little guy.
Gotta keep that continuity.
My wife found a subtle way to deal with the neighborhood salesmen
I'm shocked by my own thinking
D.A.R.E. to do them all
Marilyn Monroe’s iconic pose never gets old.
i was at a bar and...
That's the truth... actually
Where did the 'G' go?
Always looking for friends
Fortnite solves racism
Nessie's in trouble
2020 in a Nutshell?
Theres been a lot of ants in my kitchen, so I made them a strip club so they would feel more comfortable and welcome.
I’m sorry for this.
Take the w
I'm the best spider web cleaner you'll ever date ***
Park on the north side of the building they said, it is shaded over there they said.
My son put his growing dinosaur in a glass that was too small for it, so the head stayed small.
Welcome to Walmart
Why did they do this
To be fair I wasn't going to call the health department for the property lines...
“let’s tell people we’re twins!”
That’ll be 40,000 gold coins and 20,000 blue coins