It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
The perfect firefighter name does not exis......
With your purebred ho again?
Tried to take a panorama from our hike today, it really did my boyfriend dirty...
If you start to feel resistance, just press harder
Why did the chicken got slapped?
Physician versus Fizzishin
Slov can you explain this joke?
who needs conspiracy theorists?
I always thought I made them more depressed
Took a pic of my cat last night and couldn't help myself
3 little piggies
I think I got the wrong game..
Fine by me I like pepperoni
If at first you’re not worthy, try a smaller Mjolnir.
A gift from my Crush.
10 days it is
Now that's shitposting
OH HELL NO!!
Behind every rule change is a story!
Can someone show me (´ . .̫ . `)
Funny but probably re
Probably a re
Nope I only need 2inch.
I found this on the London express train to Gatwick a couple years ago.
Husband’s drawing of wife
I'm sure it can be returned
You know the rules. So do i.
Cats are the same everywhere
Please I'm a good person :'(
Had a bit of fun with the quarantine flow before getting it cut today.
I bet it was on hugelol!
All do it...
sharing is caring
My brother's driving instructor is a flat earther. This is how we mail him the bill.
This is still one of my favorite things I’ve witnessed on the highway.
Just a new yoga pose
The guy nailed it
I AM COOOMING
As an American you will not touch my fridge...
long long man
Facism is when government officials are rude to me
This makes we want to start gardening
In Russia, you don’t run from bear. Bear run from you.
I wood like to know the inspiration behind the joke
How VPN works
There’s something about my son walking the aisles in a mask with his hands in his pockets that makes it seem like he’s the regional manager checking it out.
ADHD working way
It's in the name....
He's probably a Wrangler guy
On a roadtrip to Yellowstone and we stumble upon this beauty!
Dude got played
2020 is so messed up, even the rainbows can't get it right.
Try transcribing that
God he is hot
I can't imagine that it's too painful.
This is stuck in my head now
My granddad remained totally poker faced as he passed me these carrots for the stew
Ba Dum ssssss
I think my frogs have learned that my phone means “picture time” so now they pose.
...and it’s not even July
Wait no more
i'll never forgive poland
Still a simp
Just wash your hands
My wife changed the name to our front door. She’s a 40yo woman.
This is abortion!
Not sure if this has been posted
My friend said "stern talks" are no longer working with her child.... So her husband got official.
Great! I don’t have to debone my donuts anymore.
Hello nobody I'm dad
Do it Buffy, be the hero we need right now, not the hero we deserve.
They both taste better after boiling
Hi everyone how you doing?
I could built a house with all the wood i have wasted over the years
Not mine comic