Whispers "I will send you back in to your mother"

Should've put him in a CryptoLocker!!!

But why bro....

My 39-week pregnant wife went to the store to “get stuff for dinner”. This is what she came home with

Twas a bit hot today in London...

The box says ages 9 to 99

"There might have been some miscalculations in my plan" -Dog

Joker 2019.

God knew that this logo was too good to be used

Crappy off brand

It has been a year, and my wife still has not noticed I changed the dining room outlet cover.

Return to tradition.

100% useless

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Pain au chocolat not finding the situation funny

BuT i HaVe a GoOD PeRsoNaLiTy

This is a re but I love it! Get it bro

More like 40,000

Insulin, I choose you!

Guys shes not that bad ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯

Nanobot fears vs reality

Companies care, too

Featherless biped

Nobody cared who I was, until I took off the mask.

not a single tanning bed in Egypt?

Love, COVID-19

I like rayon myself..

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Dat cat..

Infamous cat

The only way I'll get a big tiddy goth gf is by dying

What works?

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You Have Your Mother’s Eyes

she loves me

If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid

Odds and ends

Atleast he’s honest

Entrepreneu-

I love little misunderstandings like this

Don't fall for his CIA tricks

Baby crying a lot? Dyson has a solution.

The alligator is around.

Social distancing in Paris cafe yesterday

My kind of girl <3

Oops should have worked harder.

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I would never cheat baby!......

Pornstars have a life to

Poor Whit :(

Yeah you big dummy

He's back!

There right.

dont you dare

watched me switch sides? Want me to do it again?

Imperial vs Metric Spaceships

Bomb planted

Riperino.

This sign on my way to work

This man has incredible luck some might say

Taking my dog on her first trip. Don’t wanna lose her.

Seen on a slushy machine in my home town

Good 'ole Florida

Avoid 2020!!

Got any grapes

Gordans never seen so much bullshit

This was in front of a house in Arkansas. I am worried.

The importance of light in a photography..

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If you know you know

Grateful for masks today.. post dental appointment left me a little two faced

This litter sign in England.

Friend just sent me this and it just really got me thinking.

Why masks are good

We will, we will, wash you.

Well holy crap... Strap in everyone it's going to be a fun ride

Oh that's a big boy...

007 music starts while driving a tractor

Ride on lawn mower, $300 barely used, good condition

Good game

I was asked to be the example of "What not to wear" for our companies new dress code policy. How did I do?

They aren't so bad once you get to know them

Love it so much it's amazing!!

Kind of seems worthless on the battlefield

Because everyone hates a sequel...

Over.

Modern problems require modern solutions

I don't like me either, we should date

My favorite sign on the way to nowhere

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and it's not even tuesday

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Wtfatouille

Which colours

This has to be finished..

The future is soi

Mmmmmm nice

Ready to go grocery shopping with my new mask

history repeats

So true it hurts!