The only way I'll get a big tiddy goth gf is by dying
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You Have Your Mother’s Eyes
she loves me
If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid
Odds and ends
Atleast he’s honest
I love little misunderstandings like this
Don't fall for his CIA tricks
Baby crying a lot? Dyson has a solution.
The alligator is around.
Social distancing in Paris cafe yesterday
My kind of girl <3
Oops should have worked harder.
I would never cheat baby!......
Pornstars have a life to
Poor Whit :(
Yeah you big dummy
dont you dare
watched me switch sides? Want me to do it again?
Imperial vs Metric Spaceships
This sign on my way to work
This man has incredible luck some might say
Taking my dog on her first trip. Don’t wanna lose her.
Seen on a slushy machine in my home town
Good 'ole Florida
Got any grapes
Gordans never seen so much bullshit
This was in front of a house in Arkansas. I am worried.
The importance of light in a photography..
If you know you know
Grateful for masks today.. post dental appointment left me a little two faced
This litter sign in England.
Friend just sent me this and it just really got me thinking.
Why masks are good
We will, we will, wash you.
Well holy crap... Strap in everyone it's going to be a fun ride
Oh that's a big boy...
007 music starts while driving a tractor
Ride on lawn mower, $300 barely used, good condition
I was asked to be the example of "What not to wear" for our companies new dress code policy. How did I do?
They aren't so bad once you get to know them
Love it so much it's amazing!!
Kind of seems worthless on the battlefield
Because everyone hates a sequel...
Modern problems require modern solutions
I don't like me either, we should date
My favorite sign on the way to nowhere
and it's not even tuesday
This has to be finished..
The future is soi
Ready to go grocery shopping with my new mask
So true it hurts!
Your welcome baby. I'm out
Work smort. Not hard.
Almost as relevant today as it was then.
It was mostly the marriage part
Just like my parents!
Hippity hoppity, Poland is now my property
My girl said something similar to me once
That makes sense then.
Aah the testosterone!
The power of the dark side.
the darkest timeline
My favorite sign on the way to the Colorado River
An imposter is within our ranks.
1st Zoom meeting vs 100th Zoom meeting
Why do I hear boss music?
I’m very mature and only name my smart home devices after their intended purpose.
dang it !