It was mostly the marriage part

Just like my parents!

Hippity hoppity, Poland is now my property

Washroom sign

My girl said something similar to me once

That makes sense then.

title

press f

Sweet dog

Relatable

Aah the testosterone!

The power of the dark side.

the darkest timeline

My favorite sign on the way to the Colorado River

wash

Well deserved

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An imposter is within our ranks.

1st Zoom meeting vs 100th Zoom meeting

Why do I hear boss music?

I’m very mature and only name my smart home devices after their intended purpose.

Insomnia Explained

Different times

Piccata my ass...

Pound....

This Corgi got some good stuff from the vet.

Quarantine memories

das auto

Missing dog everyday

Bin Laden is alive!

I'll have to apologize to my highschool bullies

This is peak sexiness

Lochness monster wants bout tree fiddy

L-lets see yours now

that was a littlllle bit surprising

I joke about it, but there's sincerity in there too

Here you are

You ain't taking the kids

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People Make Me Nervous

sitt

The cup song

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Just made a card to counter the no mask cards circulating.

They had me in the first half...

Their Best Work Ever

Don't boo me, I'm right

I do not recommend 2020 at all!

I made a sex tape at work today.

I'll take 3

The most accurate graph I've seen during the pandemic

We've got this!

Props to all the syrup manufacturers for taking the lead in making things right.

Supermarkets in the 1950's...

He's been through tough times

Thanks COVID

This is what wood looks like under a microscope

Soap runoff is cleansing, right?

Practicing faith

hidden meaning

The perfect firefighter name does not exis......

With your purebred ho again?

Tried to take a panorama from our hike today, it really did my boyfriend dirty...

Huuuuuzzzzaaaaaaaa!

Realtalk

If you start to feel resistance, just press harder

Why did the chicken got slapped?

history

Physician versus Fizzishin

Sjw bad

Slov can you explain this joke?

who needs conspiracy theorists?

I always thought I made them more depressed

Took a pic of my cat last night and couldn't help myself

Relatable

3 little piggies

I think I got the wrong game..

Fine by me I like pepperoni

If at first you’re not worthy, try a smaller Mjolnir.

A gift from my Crush.

Cactus Hugs

10 days it is

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Bibbity Bobbity

Now that's shitposting

Tramp Stamp

OH HELL NO!!

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Behind every rule change is a story!

Hence proved

doggo

Dinner plans

Can someone show me (´ . .̫ . `)

Funny but probably re

Probably a re

Nope I only need 2inch.

i'm batnun

Is it?

Tik bad