I’m very mature and only name my smart home devices after their intended purpose.

Insomnia Explained

Different times

Piccata my ass...

Pound....

This Corgi got some good stuff from the vet.

Quarantine memories

das auto

Missing dog everyday

Bin Laden is alive!

I'll have to apologize to my highschool bullies

This is peak sexiness

Lochness monster wants bout tree fiddy

L-lets see yours now

that was a littlllle bit surprising

I joke about it, but there's sincerity in there too

Here you are

You ain't taking the kids

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People Make Me Nervous

sitt

The cup song

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Just made a card to counter the no mask cards circulating.

They had me in the first half...

Their Best Work Ever

Don't boo me, I'm right

I do not recommend 2020 at all!

I made a sex tape at work today.

I'll take 3

The most accurate graph I've seen during the pandemic

We've got this!

Props to all the syrup manufacturers for taking the lead in making things right.

Supermarkets in the 1950's...

He's been through tough times

Thanks COVID

This is what wood looks like under a microscope

Soap runoff is cleansing, right?

Practicing faith

hidden meaning

The perfect firefighter name does not exis......

With your purebred ho again?

Tried to take a panorama from our hike today, it really did my boyfriend dirty...

Huuuuuzzzzaaaaaaaa!

Realtalk

If you start to feel resistance, just press harder

Why did the chicken got slapped?

history

Physician versus Fizzishin

Sjw bad

Slov can you explain this joke?

who needs conspiracy theorists?

I always thought I made them more depressed

Took a pic of my cat last night and couldn't help myself

Relatable

3 little piggies

I think I got the wrong game..

Fine by me I like pepperoni

If at first you’re not worthy, try a smaller Mjolnir.

A gift from my Crush.

Cactus Hugs

10 days it is

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Bibbity Bobbity

Now that's shitposting

Tramp Stamp

OH HELL NO!!

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Behind every rule change is a story!

Hence proved

doggo

Dinner plans

Can someone show me (´ . .̫ . `)

Funny but probably re

Probably a re

Nope I only need 2inch.

i'm batnun

Is it?

Tik bad

Dumb jack

I found this on the London express train to Gatwick a couple years ago.

Husband’s drawing of wife

I'm sure it can be returned

You know the rules. So do i.

Cats are the same everywhere

Please I'm a good person :'(

air

Had a bit of fun with the quarantine flow before getting it cut today.

I bet it was on hugelol!

sacrifice

All do it...

sharing is caring

My brother's driving instructor is a flat earther. This is how we mail him the bill.

This is still one of my favorite things I’ve witnessed on the highway.

Just a new yoga pose

The guy nailed it

I AM COOOMING

As an American you will not touch my fridge...

long long man

Facism is when government officials are rude to me