Short and funny
Ready to go grocery shopping with my new mask
So true it hurts!
Your welcome baby. I'm out
Work smort. Not hard.
Almost as relevant today as it was then.
It was mostly the marriage part
Just like my parents!
Hippity hoppity, Poland is now my property
My girl said something similar to me once
That makes sense then.
Aah the testosterone!
The power of the dark side.
the darkest timeline
My favorite sign on the way to the Colorado River
An imposter is within our ranks.
1st Zoom meeting vs 100th Zoom meeting
Why do I hear boss music?
I’m very mature and only name my smart home devices after their intended purpose.
dang it !
Piccata my ass...
This Corgi got some good stuff from the vet.
Missing dog everyday
Bin Laden is alive!
facts and logic
I'll have to apologize to my highschool bullies
This is peak sexiness
Lochness monster wants bout tree fiddy
L-lets see yours now
that was a littlllle bit surprising
I joke about it, but there's sincerity in there too
Here you are
You ain't taking the kids
People Make Me Nervous
The cup song
Just made a card to counter the no mask cards circulating.
They had me in the first half...
Their Best Work Ever
Don't boo me, I'm right
I do not recommend 2020 at all!
I made a sex tape at work today.
I'll take 3
The most accurate graph I've seen during the pandemic
We've got this!
Props to all the syrup manufacturers for taking the lead in making things right.
Supermarkets in the 1950's...
He's been through tough times
This is what wood looks like under a microscope
Soap runoff is cleansing, right?
The perfect firefighter name does not exis......
With your purebred ho again?
Tried to take a panorama from our hike today, it really did my boyfriend dirty...
If you start to feel resistance, just press harder
Why did the chicken got slapped?
Physician versus Fizzishin
Slov can you explain this joke?
who needs conspiracy theorists?
I always thought I made them more depressed
Took a pic of my cat last night and couldn't help myself
3 little piggies
I think I got the wrong game..
Fine by me I like pepperoni
If at first you’re not worthy, try a smaller Mjolnir.
A gift from my Crush.
10 days it is
Now that's shitposting