A sign at the local bar.
He is paid in worms
This is 100% gonna get removed, but it's worth a shot.
It just talked back to me...
Restaurants reopening in the USA
Pants are part of the problem!
Aim for the bushes [OC]
He stay strapped
Year 2020 so far...
Time Out - A Third Thing
At least not from China
What a genius power move
Way to separate your twins
Went hiking for the first time in a while. My hiking boots are just as out of shape as I am.
Hi this is a stray cat who showed up to our house and now he lives with me and my family, we call him cheese the cat, he isnt used to luxuries so he doesn’t know how to sit in a box
I don't know what to put here
It was nice while it lasted
The wonders of media.
Steroid-pumped giant ferrets, not something you see everyday
the best shit ever
That’s gonna leave a mark. On a recipe site.
No today Satan!
Free-To-Play Mobile Games
Whispers "I will send you back in to your mother"
Should've put him in a CryptoLocker!!!
But why bro....
My 39-week pregnant wife went to the store to “get stuff for dinner”. This is what she came home with
Twas a bit hot today in London...
The box says ages 9 to 99
"There might have been some miscalculations in my plan" -Dog
God knew that this logo was too good to be used
Crappy off brand
It has been a year, and my wife still has not noticed I changed the dining room outlet cover.
Return to tradition.
Pain au chocolat not finding the situation funny
BuT i HaVe a GoOD PeRsoNaLiTy
This is a re but I love it! Get it bro
More like 40,000
Insulin, I choose you!
Guys shes not that bad ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯
Nanobot fears vs reality
Companies care, too
Nobody cared who I was, until I took off the mask.
not a single tanning bed in Egypt?
I like rayon myself..
The only way I'll get a big tiddy goth gf is by dying
You Have Your Mother’s Eyes
she loves me
If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid
Odds and ends
Atleast he’s honest
I love little misunderstandings like this
Don't fall for his CIA tricks
Baby crying a lot? Dyson has a solution.
The alligator is around.
Social distancing in Paris cafe yesterday
My kind of girl <3
Oops should have worked harder.
I would never cheat baby!......
Pornstars have a life to
Poor Whit :(
Yeah you big dummy
dont you dare
watched me switch sides? Want me to do it again?
Imperial vs Metric Spaceships
This sign on my way to work
This man has incredible luck some might say
Taking my dog on her first trip. Don’t wanna lose her.
Seen on a slushy machine in my home town
Good 'ole Florida