Can I get an order of number 66

I mean…she’s not wrong…

Patience level

This probably a re

Racism is bad, mmmkay.

this goose wants your soul

weather

It’s been on backorder for a while due to high demand.

This is kinda true.

Quite intriguing actually..

Best offer..

Dad's Eye Color

Haha flies goes bzzzz

Die of thirst or get aids, choice is yours

Send em my way

Milk me, daddy

The human condition

Found this outside a restaurant in my home town today as we entered Green Phase.

Science! right?

Momkey

Well if it ain’t 2020

I was the quiet kid

When you turn 30 on this wild ride called life

As a parent myself I now find this funny as well as ironic

A Hugelol Original [OC]

Every night lately while we binge watch Sons of Anarchy.

This should be classified as an act of terrorism

Takeshi Delphine is back [OC]

Play this card against the exempt card

To click or not to click, that is the question

Kitchen scissors vs. thread scissors

Ite this kinda funny

Most, not all...

title

“Slow down, there’s a police car”

Bad at remembering names

The was on the whiteboard outside of radiology at my vet hospital

Hmmm ...

Golden opportunity. About to do it, wish me luck.

Just some fruit ...

The first!

necked

SCHOKOLADE!

Started workin out again

bro dont fall into the agonizing viet cong death trap bro thats kinda cringe bro

Real life obsidian block

When the Author Rick-Rolls you

I waited 30 minutes for the perfect timing

Insurance company wants a diagram of the accident and this guy just nailed it.

A day in the life of the All Lives Matter guy

This guy knows what's up!

Bust a nut.

Ghrr ghrrrrrrr

title

My wife left me instructions for dinner. She thinks she married a moron

Recycling is important kids

The cooler guy

SCIENCE has gone TOO FAR

The devil is in the fine print.

So my dad discovered an old British postcard group on Facebook and it’s fair to say I’m not even mad with it as he sends me stuff like this everyday to make me laugh

British class

This IS how we see prices

man i sure do hope so i sort of banked my weekend on that fact

Bob

The power of perspective

The emotional reaction of a cat after seeing its owner for the first time in 6 months

VERY bad weather guys

yay

Cooler than us

round

Hey I know this road ... hmmm

I still haven't got my first check.

Can he do that??!!

simpler times does not allways mean easy

Free energy here we come!

title

How are you doin?

Bruce Lee Hee

*angry reptile noises*

A sign at the local bar.

He is paid in worms

This is 100% gonna get removed, but it's worth a shot.

It just talked back to me...

Restaurants reopening in the USA

Unrelated deaths.

ಠಿヮಠ

Pants are part of the problem!

Aim for the bushes [OC]

He stay strapped

Year 2020 so far...

Carnivorous what??

Time Out - A Third Thing

Burn-Bot

Thicc Car

At least not from China

What a genius power move

Way to separate your twins

Went hiking for the first time in a while. My hiking boots are just as out of shape as I am.

Hard work.

Hi this is a stray cat who showed up to our house and now he lives with me and my family, we call him cheese the cat, he isnt used to luxuries so he doesn’t know how to sit in a box