*angry reptile noises*

A sign at the local bar.

He is paid in worms

This is 100% gonna get removed, but it's worth a shot.

It just talked back to me...

Restaurants reopening in the USA

Unrelated deaths.

ಠಿヮಠ

Pants are part of the problem!

Aim for the bushes [OC]

He stay strapped

Year 2020 so far...

Carnivorous what??

Time Out - A Third Thing

Burn-Bot

Thicc Car

At least not from China

What a genius power move

Way to separate your twins

Went hiking for the first time in a while. My hiking boots are just as out of shape as I am.

Hard work.

Hi this is a stray cat who showed up to our house and now he lives with me and my family, we call him cheese the cat, he isnt used to luxuries so he doesn’t know how to sit in a box

Passive Listeners

Frustrating indeed

I don't know what to put here

PS2

thicc

It was nice while it lasted

The wonders of media.

Steroid-pumped giant ferrets, not something you see everyday

title

1up

the best shit ever

Captain Pedophile!

That’s gonna leave a mark. On a recipe site.

No today Satan!

ಠ﹏ಠ

Free-To-Play Mobile Games

Whispers "I will send you back in to your mother"

Should've put him in a CryptoLocker!!!

But why bro....

My 39-week pregnant wife went to the store to “get stuff for dinner”. This is what she came home with

Twas a bit hot today in London...

The box says ages 9 to 99

"There might have been some miscalculations in my plan" -Dog

Joker 2019.

God knew that this logo was too good to be used

Crappy off brand

It has been a year, and my wife still has not noticed I changed the dining room outlet cover.

Return to tradition.

100% useless

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Pain au chocolat not finding the situation funny

BuT i HaVe a GoOD PeRsoNaLiTy

This is a re but I love it! Get it bro

More like 40,000

Insulin, I choose you!

Guys shes not that bad ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯

Nanobot fears vs reality

Companies care, too

Featherless biped

Nobody cared who I was, until I took off the mask.

not a single tanning bed in Egypt?

Love, COVID-19

I like rayon myself..

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Dat cat..

Infamous cat

The only way I'll get a big tiddy goth gf is by dying

What works?

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You Have Your Mother’s Eyes

she loves me

If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid

Odds and ends

Atleast he’s honest

Entrepreneu-

I love little misunderstandings like this

Don't fall for his CIA tricks

Baby crying a lot? Dyson has a solution.

The alligator is around.

Social distancing in Paris cafe yesterday

My kind of girl <3

Oops should have worked harder.

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I would never cheat baby!......

Pornstars have a life to

Poor Whit :(

Yeah you big dummy

He's back!

There right.

dont you dare

Imperial vs Metric Spaceships

Bomb planted

Riperino.

This sign on my way to work

This man has incredible luck some might say

Taking my dog on her first trip. Don’t wanna lose her.

Seen on a slushy machine in my home town

Good 'ole Florida