Counterpoint: he can fuᴄk and eat ass at the same time
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Anything I could put here would be better off as a post
611,068 The Insane
Urinating inside another person, disgusting
I also like to hide things in my house while renovating. This will be under the carpet in the basement when we move.
vet gave him the good stuff
The boomer griller had enough
My two hens look like they’re about to drop the sickest mixtape of 2020
Funny but true...
Ah yes the turns have tabled
Ah yes, straight down
There's something odd about my new wheels I just can't quite put my finger on.
The evolution of trash:
Imagine trying to go for a wee when drunk
The only good perk of living in Alabama
Brail just makes it funnier
Hopefully it will be a quick death.....
Fever dreams are a portents of the future
Cat in glass
Young brainyrs doing some impressive art
pmd is legit
I think of her often
The wholesome spook
Slick this guy is
Cat getting its nails trimmed.
Who else recycles the box while making dinner, just to have to look at the directions again??
This guy > Everybody else with a fence.
Seeing each other at the gym after 3 months of quarantine.
This man has his priorities straight
Mask-wearing champion since 1987.
My old PSPs battery swelled to an alarming degree, after opening the case I decided it could have been much much worse.
Renovating the house, decided to put this in the wall before its boarded up so I can give the next person who renovates the house a heart attack
My new laptop arrived in a box with warnings not to open it with a saw, axe, blowtorch, flail or... a carrot!
Yeah sure ill buy that string
I didn't know she had a diaper
Stephen Hawking does a joke
Ah, so unfortunate
My sister decided to take up baking. She's not the domesticated type.
Took a while
Ah. Yes. The chosen one.
"Try to poison me again with those apples ***. See what happens."
I have my knitting to keep me busy
Check the placement of the flower before you buy the dress ladies.
Why does no one believe me that my cat can talk?
This unfortunate sign I saw on my walk home. Hopefully they get some help.
*** around and find out
Found on FB! Thought I would share:), made me laugh
My buddy’s kid looks like Mugatu.
Please like subscribe and comment below: where do you know frank Sinatra from? Thanks guys!
What happens in Paris, doesn't stay in Paris.
Tell us your *** sex stories I'm sure you guys have!
Someone find Brendan Fraser
We have evolved beyond flying cars now
How the rest of the world is dealing with the USA and our response to the Rona
Culture pure and undistilled
American Girl Doll of the Year
Important things to look out for if you are ever being raided.
Gamer rise up
Plug me back in!
I can just shoot him if it will make it better
brainyrs is learning to play piano
That ought to spice up the neighborhood
nuke that site
GET OFF MY BRICKS!!!!!
Plague Grad 2020
No need to wait!
Gonna surprise my wife this month
So many pixels!
Forget about the virus, we gonna die tomorrow @ 2.
When was Germany ever anti-Semitic?.... What is semitic anyways
Yes, yes I am
Dear God, what have they done? MONSTERS!
Not even morning people can beat that level of crackhead energy
How the job market feel these days
GTA VI St. Louis
Wait till you meet my secret friends :D!
8/10 show, would recommend