The only true candidate.
If you made a pontoon boat out of a picnic table, complete with umbrella... you might be a redneck.
I’m curious what happened to World War 3-10
Too smart to live
Probably going to get another ban for this one, but it is funny!
Finally some good news.
The one movement everyone can get behind
American Lives Matter
Be that bro
I’m so motivated to go to the gym now
Mai rites
Russell is a true hero
Seemed fine at the moment
Coming soon! 2020: The Ride
But there's only 86 characters...
Those doorknobs
Suck our star spangled ding dongs
I wonder.
Grant, not Lee
Pœtætö
Call the lolice
I wonder who it will be.
Well sorted.
turns out that he was puerto rican
I told my wife to get frosted flakes and honey nut Cheerios.
Happy 4th from Mark Ruffalo!
English humour
I know y'all seeing this are butthurt
Detroit become sonless
My daughter took it upon herself to microwave some syrup for her waffles..... for 5 minutes!
It's all ogre now
Meanwhile in a parallel universe.....
Happy Independence Day! Have fun, stay safe & wear a FRIGGIN'mask.
Happy 4th everybody!
Happy Independence Day ya ***s
You're winner!
All eyes on me
if this aint got her your vote i got 100 more memes that will breh #firstfemalepresident
The sad thing is I hate fishing.
“Smile, you son-of-a—“
Blyat
Decided to surprise my girlfriend with a new shower curtain while she’s gone for the day. Hope I’m still home and not at work when she discovers it.
)
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
Ancient photo...
Current sports stadiums look like PS2 games
Local railway station in Hungary
Anchovies, no breading.
Understandable
Majestic creatures
Washington Redskins - keep name, change logo to potato
Rain Sounds
new decade new face. who will it be
Laugh tracks are lame
Kakashi is a role model
I wish Thanos could snap the gazpacho away
Leave nothing to the imagination
ßreh
I don't know if I should cook this potato, or take it to the hospital.
It's a joke about domestic violence
Made this at 1am the other night. Took me an hour. I think it really *sucks*
Saw In my local store today
I see all
Picky eater Tesla
Americans go bye bye
Sexy as heck
Fat PUMA logo
At least it's not gay
Never wear the same color as your chair on TV!
My 7 year old daughter took this picture and sent it to me.
My husband thoroughly enjoyed the science museum
This hurts on a personal level
Okay, First Off
I've lost count.
School did not prepare me for this
I shooed him off my lap and he gonna be a little *** about it
Everyone who wears glasses can relate
Sign at my local golf shop.
Jungle Juice
A Jeep Wrangler is less aerodynamic than a bulbasaur
We're all doing it wrong
I saw this car today
Keep the name, change the logo?
Jimmy Kimmel then and now
Where are my toe beans?!
I would be inclined to agree
Spine? I have not heard.
Washington Redskins - keep the name, change the mascot. Problem solved
when it monday
Brain eating amoeba for July.
We decided to postpone our wedding to be on the safe side
What are you doing step bro
oof.mp3.mp4
Emails
Riding back from Hershey Park and I saw this gem
shh
Chief Brody hopes that you make an informed decision tomorrow
Definitely not stuck for choice.
That's is cool!
: )