Owl gets arrested
My fortune cookie paper
Okay, ouch, I didn't ask for this degree of truth today, but also yes
It wasn’t legal before?
I've always focused on his shirt, but the Google search is a gem. "How to get my mum" And the suggestions are: 1. to love me, 3. to stop drinking, and the second one I can't read. Golden.
The Social Mob
As a dog owner I can approve this
Work Ethic
Probably a repost. I am sure everone has seen this already, but it made me laugh.
Well at least he's both his wife's husband and boyfriend
This is knot funny!
The experiment.
Just really feelin Wheel of Fortune tonight
In my store
Bruh.
One Adam Six Nine, requesting backup. This one's too big to handle on my own.
I drew this grumpy vulture
This tortoise is Cold Blooded
It's getting faster
Stay safe friends.
I hate technology
an afternoon at the museum
Summer 2020 - expectations and reality
Slide.
A Story About Tolls...
Royal Rumble.
meth.
Ron Swanson’s mustache looks good on me
my new vacuum cleaner looks like a teutonic armor for cats
A friend of mine sent me this.
At the bank.
It's funny because it's true
They recommended you have three glasses of wine and it assembles itself. Working on the first glass now
This chef looked eerily familiar to me...
Time To Shut Down
Sushi jousting
This is not a crack house but a crack home
Sooooo worth it!
hello
The Drive-Through
Nothing to worry about
7 billion people in this world and I’m so glad he was chosen as the face of our company!
goodnight sweet prince
yeet
Literally happened to me 2 weeks ago
Did my fortune cookie just threaten me?
Finding nemo on realistic graphics
Even COVID can't stop Indian TV series
Gamming generation gap
My favorite mural of all time. Asheville, North Carolina.
Nice welcome message at the in laws new home.
probably cant make the conversion
On this day, six years ago,Rihanna bathed in sewer from Rio de janeiro, thinking it was a beautiful Brazilian beach.
Heard someone talking loudly outside my window. Looked out, this is what I saw.
MUM TAKE OUT THE CREDIT CARD-
Yeah it does!
Men over 35 with skinny jeans
Freedom of '76.
It takes a global pandemic for the world to appreciate kalsarikännit
I am vengeance. I am the night.
The Cat I Need
Same. I have not even installed the launcher
Official Flag Of The World 2020
We’ve all experienced this.
Hustler
waffer
Nice *** bro
In quotes
Selfcest is the best
No balaclavas to be worn in the bank thank you
Even cloud paintings block the sun
Teetles
The system was working fine wtf
Shaking a Beverage
The look my dog gives me as I clean his infected anal gland and apply his ointment
How about the Washington Baskins?
Even as a baby I cracked myself up
Have you ever been this broke?
Females in customer service know...
So I got a personalized face mask
They have "lives"
Cause I ran out of stuff to talk to my friends
Measure twice and cut once...but...
Small black owned business
I'm not taking anything less than $12.02
Don't mind me - Just nibbering around.
This cat has zero concept of privacy
Thought my neighbors were laughing at me in the parking lot
This picture from iHop’s official website looks weirdly familiar
Why People Get Up In the Morning
rest in pepperoni, baka gaijin
That About Covers It
Rebel without a clue...
Gold in Amazon Reviews
I'm not crying, it's raining! :,(
Still holds up today
a discount yet full price.
Dunno how people fap to this but ok
Pussy 2.
Armed and ready