MUM TAKE OUT THE CREDIT CARD-
Yeah it does!
Men over 35 with skinny jeans
Freedom of '76.
It takes a global pandemic for the world to appreciate kalsarikännit
I am vengeance. I am the night.
The Cat I Need
Same. I have not even installed the launcher
Official Flag Of The World 2020
We’ve all experienced this.
Hustler
waffer
Nice *** bro
In quotes
Selfcest is the best
No balaclavas to be worn in the bank thank you
Even cloud paintings block the sun
Teetles
The system was working fine wtf
Shaking a Beverage
The look my dog gives me as I clean his infected anal gland and apply his ointment
How about the Washington Baskins?
Even as a baby I cracked myself up
Have you ever been this broke?
Females in customer service know...
So I got a personalized face mask
They have "lives"
Cause I ran out of stuff to talk to my friends
Measure twice and cut once...but...
Small black owned business
I'm not taking anything less than $12.02
Don't mind me - Just nibbering around.
This cat has zero concept of privacy
Thought my neighbors were laughing at me in the parking lot
This picture from iHop’s official website looks weirdly familiar
Why People Get Up In the Morning
rest in pepperoni, baka gaijin
That About Covers It
Rebel without a clue...
Gold in Amazon Reviews
I'm not crying, it's raining! :,(
Still holds up today
a discount yet full price.
Dunno how people fap to this but ok
Pussy 2.
Armed and ready
disagreement
Hard work pays off.
Hugelol
Sweet Threat
America #1
W*men.
A man of culture
A real banger
smh
An honest giveaway
Now go buy skyrim again
And this is why some people shouldn't go outside
This is the image that broke me
They don't even need to, you're already doing it voluntarily
Doctor at home
A reminder to always wear your pants
*sniff sniff*
Upstairs vs Downstairs Neighbors
identify yourself right now
Beach
This is how Twitter Security looks a like
dayum calm yo titties
Haha, yes
Study Buddies
Childhood memories now ruined.
Wearing this to office takes a lot of guts..
be neutral
durex have smashed it with this lockdown advert!
I would've picked Totodile ngl
Title
The best photo I've ever taken
once told me
Happened on our flight home from my younger brother’s wedding
My local pub has banter, probably explains why ants don’t get Covid...
Why do i hear boss music
Upstairs neighbour starter pack
this is cinema
Forever alone
i lost control now there’s no escape
We made a whole ironic circle and going for another round
You fell into my trap!
faqktz
i guess i keep going
cedric
My brother got stuck on a swing so I put the hose underneath him like a good brother would
Males over 35 in skinny jeans
Fact: A flock of flamingos can pick a T-Rex clean in mere minutes!
My ex-girlfriend
Movin’ and groovin’
No sick days
May the tweet be with you!
This social distancing sign at a park