In quotes

Selfcest is the best

No balaclavas to be worn in the bank thank you

Even cloud paintings block the sun

Teetles

The system was working fine wtf

Shaking a Beverage

The look my dog gives me as I clean his infected anal gland and apply his ointment

How about the Washington Baskins?

Even as a baby I cracked myself up

Have you ever been this broke?

Females in customer service know...

So I got a personalized face mask

They have "lives"

Cause I ran out of stuff to talk to my friends

Measure twice and cut once...but...

Small black owned business

I'm not taking anything less than $12.02

Don't mind me - Just nibbering around.

This cat has zero concept of privacy

Thought my neighbors were laughing at me in the parking lot

This picture from iHop’s official website looks weirdly familiar

Why People Get Up In the Morning

rest in pepperoni, baka gaijin

That About Covers It

Rebel without a clue...

Gold in Amazon Reviews

I'm not crying, it's raining! :,(

Still holds up today

a discount yet full price.

Dunno how people fap to this but ok

Pussy 2.

Armed and ready

disagreement

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Hard work pays off.

Hugelol

Sweet Threat

America #1

W*men.

A man of culture

A real banger

smh

An honest giveaway

Now go buy skyrim again

And this is why some people shouldn't go outside

This is the image that broke me

They don't even need to, you're already doing it voluntarily

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Doctor at home

A reminder to always wear your pants

*sniff sniff*

Upstairs vs Downstairs Neighbors

identify yourself right now

Beach

This is how Twitter Security looks a like

dayum calm yo titties

Haha, yes

Study Buddies

Childhood memories now ruined.

Wearing this to office takes a lot of guts..

be neutral

durex have smashed it with this lockdown advert!

I would've picked Totodile ngl

Title

The best photo I've ever taken

once told me

Happened on our flight home from my younger brother’s wedding

My local pub has banter, probably explains why ants don’t get Covid...

Why do i hear boss music

Upstairs neighbour starter pack

this is cinema

Forever alone

i lost control now there’s no escape

We made a whole ironic circle and going for another round

You fell into my trap!

faqktz

i guess i keep going

cedric

My brother got stuck on a swing so I put the hose underneath him like a good brother would

Males over 35 in skinny jeans

Fact: A flock of flamingos can pick a T-Rex clean in mere minutes!

My ex-girlfriend

Movin’ and groovin’

No sick days

May the tweet be with you!

This social distancing sign at a park

It do be that way though.

In the 2001 Royal Rumble, Kane wore a mask for 54 minutes and eliminated 11 people. You can wear one to Aldi.

Is that a bell pepper in your bell pepper or are you just happy to see me?

CDC Approved

I photoshopped a drawing of a crocodile

I mean he’s saved us a couple of times already...

Harris County, Texas, has COVID beat

The racket broke off my trophy.

Had to look around for their fake advertisement

This isn’t what I signed up for...

No mask? No problem

Hugelol orders a pizza

Jewish larping July?