Kids these days... they don’t know what the jazz is all about!
It's his smelling nose dog
Someone changed Ninja's Wikipedia page...
I always imagine Samuel L Jackson is sitting just inside the door and loudly says "You just walked into the Rong Chinese Restaurant, motherf*****!" when someone walks in.
Check out my throbbing potato.
I really love my wife I don’t know where she finds these thing...... swinger party maybe??
This hotel gets it.
my grandpas bday card from 2 years ago
3:00 AM
Looked over and saw my new puppy sitting like this...just...watching me.
Heheh yeah
My phone number and I are ride or die for life.
brehnos
My grandma, an avid gardener, has been wearing this mask for weeks. The checkout lady at the store today explained it to her
My stoner dad died two weeks ago. After his funeral, we played pin the joint on Dave, complete with his favorite strands of weed.
Margaret
What the first minecraft tree sees
Best Pub Sign Ever
I was also given a gift by Mother Nature...
My friend had to blow into a unicorn's ass for his daughter's birthday.
Oh mah gid
Nicolas Cage doing his part!
Oh nuuh!
Hey, gurl.
My dad got a new printer, turns out it has an email address that you can send stuff for it to print out, decided to scare him a little
Dedicated bicycle lane for Jesus
My scissors broke. They were just as surprised as I was.
Apparently my kids got ahold of my label maker
2021: a study in the transitive property
The atmosphere would be electric
The End is the Beginning, The Beginning is the End!!
The notes my security officer leaves while patrolling are wonderful
Still not the best looking feet
f e m u r b r e a k e r
Parole denied
So I found my 9 year old’s “lost” Yoshi toy in my freezer.
Fauchi get something right mask or no mask
Oh Jackie
mushrooms by Steve Nelson
Such unrealistic expectations for women
I wonder where my phone go
That is my dog ever single time
Let me do it!
My grandma bought my whole family masks--not only do they make you look like underwear Hannibal Lecter, but they also have HOLES punched through to make it "easier to breathe"
Chicken from 1957 to 2005
The joke is on us
A gift from mother nature
Almost twins maybe...
Privacy...? HA!!
d-rex
Just in case you need this one day
Vegun
This was some big brain move..
Thot alert
Some good low cost cosplay
safe travels
King moment
Why'd he name him Greg tho?
Seriously don’t
This hit right in my juvenile sense of humor, dammit.
Posting a guy who photoshopped his child’s drawings into reality day 1
Recent news article on new law in england.
Chowder was a highly underrated cartoon
Made a bunch of these today
Sounds about right ...
A photoshopped recreation of their child’s drawing.
Seen in Austin, TX
I guess I'm a programmer now
ambitious crossover
A little spicy
Seen today in Florida.
Swords out
Gary Larson was way ahead on this one
Unexpected grafo
You cannot escape monki
“Get the *** up and feed me DAVE!”
[Title in progress]
Tea is stored in the balls
“SHE IS TOO POWERFUL”
How I've been getting through 2020
Coomelette
RIP Regis
Asian Cars vs German Bikes
Maybe he was hoping to be one of the 50%
Went through the toy aisle of Target today
So we recreated our favourite picture from 8 years and some kgs ago.
When it's 3am and McTrump decides to post more Kablam
Now this is top customer satisfaction .
Elmo has changed a lot since I last seen him
Learning on the nutshell
cute
Cooking hack
Treat her like she deserves
*** Nugget
My brother framed this picture as a gift to our parents years ago and I just noticed...
That’s a helluva deal!
Sign in front of a local business
This was next to the urinals at a VR place.
Always has been
Our printer ran out of ink