I just sat in the backyard for ten minutes watching “heat lightning” then came inside to find my wife photographing our son’s preschool artwork with the big flash. Friggin’ idiot I am.

They do be kinda sneaky with that one

buh GOK!

Chair tattoo

I know baby

HAHHAAHA

Just wear it they said

bonks

incomprehensible

Simps voting for the witch!

chrome fam your next...

Disenchanted is the tops

Pug shaming

Girls are a lie

*blood everywhere*

My friend finally saved up enough for his own house

down the hatch

Leaf

I mean she has a point

Sorry for making you read this

Didn’t even know what I was looking at for a second.

Look carefully

What an outstanding Cosplay!

What are you waiting for

Just going to leave this right here

how can men compete

synonym

new puma logo!

b e a n s

Looks like he’s posing for a Graduation photo.

oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god,oh god, oh god, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no

Brno is better anyway

Hey! I drew it!

Seen this done a thousand times before but my son is like my clone so it works particularly well with us!

Good old times...

Joe Biden.

Pigswell 2020

GO AROUND

It's a glorious day in the neighborhood

HL ELECTIONS: Vote jrlol3 for Minister of Intelligence

Fear me!

maybe next lockdown

Hey, that smells like regular!

Finally, after all these years

psssssssss

For any successful task, Consistency is the key!

Why does Tom Holland look like he just drank something and won't swallow it?

Cloudy Skies

pün

He’s not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed

DrArchimeme wants to be your next Minister of Education! If you also want that, upvote this post

Louder for the people in the back

Hey, it worked

My mother was convinced that the angle was perfect to catch the sun through her arms

How cats smoke a joint

istina

He's listened to 50 different X-rated renditions of Let it Go, all of them terrible

I'll take 3!

My dog met my auntie's new puppy yesterday...I think it went well.

HL Elections: Vote Baxit on Tuesday

Girlfriend tried to claim a salad in the fridge.

Alien invasion of privacy

roll out

The day after

My daughter’s favourite way to cool me off after a long run on a hot day.

Most irritating

these celebs need rescued from Sid ASAP

hate when this happens

Library Leveraging Literal Liberties

'Tis but a nut

Oh my god scary

Spins so fast mayo comes out

Saw a spot on the floor at work and instantly thought of the Wat lady

Kids these days... they don’t know what the jazz is all about!

It's his smelling nose dog

Someone changed Ninja's Wikipedia page...

I always imagine Samuel L Jackson is sitting just inside the door and loudly says "You just walked into the Rong Chinese Restaurant, motherf*****!" when someone walks in.

Check out my throbbing potato.

I really love my wife I don’t know where she finds these thing...... swinger party maybe??

This hotel gets it.

my grandpas bday card from 2 years ago

3:00 AM

Looked over and saw my new puppy sitting like this...just...watching me.

Heheh yeah

My phone number and I are ride or die for life.

brehnos

My grandma, an avid gardener, has been wearing this mask for weeks. The checkout lady at the store today explained it to her

My stoner dad died two weeks ago. After his funeral, we played pin the joint on Dave, complete with his favorite strands of weed.

Margaret

What the first minecraft tree sees

Best Pub Sign Ever

I was also given a gift by Mother Nature...

My friend had to blow into a unicorn's ass for his daughter's birthday.

Oh mah gid

Nicolas Cage doing his part!

Oh nuuh!

Hey, gurl.

My dad got a new printer, turns out it has an email address that you can send stuff for it to print out, decided to scare him a little

Dedicated bicycle lane for Jesus

My scissors broke. They were just as surprised as I was.