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I tried to be cute and carved "I love u" into my wife's banana last night and this morning, it looked like a note from a stalker. 0/10 Will not do again.
This is a Fresh-specific meme
Mark Zuckerburg testified yesterday along with other tech ceos
It also has my 1tb of "homework" folder
*screaming in the terminal*
Apparently Balrogs are French, which honestly makes sense
Who created God?
So today I went to /b/ for the first time since 2015, first thread I saw:
This propane tank painted like Hank Hill's Lego head
Hollywood is just getting lazy at this point.
Give it time to simmer
Grim Reaper protesting to open scools in Houston
The Universal Phrase
I killed her
I just realized this...
Are Bill Cosby jokes still funny?
The first thing you see after arriving in Finland
Skype called my father during quarantine, this is what I saw when he picked up.
Life these days
Also, your co-workers have a group chat where they talk about you behind your back
I'd be shocked as well
Cries in loneliness
Japanese people are the best at falling asleep.. this happens when we drive ANYWHERE more than 10 minutes.
Driving through a city nearby and came across this little corona, the guy driving has a pretty great sense of humour...
You can't always be a murder hobo
Please, Be nice...
Join us, Sasha. Be one of us. You know you want to.
So awkward when this happens!
I see a man of culture
I like my nicotine like i like my horoscope.
Italians are screaming
Please just don’t
You'll have to look twice
On The Ledge
The similarities are uncanny
Its a sign
That would be more convincing
he really can plant
Manual proper working position and Me
When you use reverse uno card
Vote for thewitch!
Come on really ???
one day breh <3
Just looking at my schools seniors quotes.
I think my local smokeshop is done dealing with the local trash.
Cross contamination... cross contamination everywhere
Practice safe breathing
I updated my medical ID.
He knew he couldn't take it with him!
When someone asks you how hot it is outside
nowhere is safe
Dave Chappelle and David Letterman randomly sitting in Yellow Springs, OH.
Today I got a kick out of my fortune cookie.
2022 is looking hopeful
Statue honoring those who refused to wear a mask
My dog’s body was cut during a panoramic shot and now I’m wondering if he’s actually an ostrich
It's not wrong!
I never thought of it like this
my mom sent me a funny sloth mug picture she found on instagram. I literally designed it
"Nooo, you cant just exclusively eat gamer girl socks, thats bad for your health nooooo"
*** you jason
Shocking Tales of Redundancy
Just moved into my first place away from the parents... Roommate does not pass the vibe check
Jeff Bezos is Lex Luthor
Covid19 measurements make pythagoras turn around in his grave
Legendary if true
The new bathroom signs at work.
Haha, silly pecker-head!
After Quarantine. We really be messed up after Covid.
My son mixed up the brakes today
How many of you can relate
I know at least one cool furry or maybe he's a brony I don't know
I want Borgar
That's my ideal watch
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
This put a smile on my face.
My drawing skills. Thoughts?!
It really do be wednesday
Used this to propose to my wife
Brilliant. Absolutely outstanding.
During Covid I did a low budget PhD graduation
Some nice redneck engineering. They should patent this
We all really had to poo really badly I guess
When American wants to indruduce Czech/German to his beer